u should be able to blow up ur tongue like a bubble
March 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
u should be able to blow up ur tongue like a bubble
4 y/o: One day can we go through the car wash with the windows down?
Me: No.
4 y/o: Okay I will do it when you guys die.
Me: No.
4 y/o: Okay I will do it when you guys die.
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
4 y/o: One day can we go through the car wash with the windows down?
Me: No.
4 y/o: Okay I will do it when you guys die.
Me: No.
4 y/o: Okay I will do it when you guys die.
exhume Steve Jobs and demand he make Face ID work with orange peel smile
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
exhume Steve Jobs and demand he make Face ID work with orange peel smile
Is Luigi Mangione on here yet?
December 9, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Is Luigi Mangione on here yet?
Couldn’t get a box of Spindrift open so I rage stabbed it w scissors and punctured a can and grapeade shot directly into my eye like I’m the fourth fuckin stooge.
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Couldn’t get a box of Spindrift open so I rage stabbed it w scissors and punctured a can and grapeade shot directly into my eye like I’m the fourth fuckin stooge.
Had a dream about a new trend where everyone was dyeing their teeth different colors
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Had a dream about a new trend where everyone was dyeing their teeth different colors
Had a dream that I met John Kruk. I asked for his autograph and he signed my watch and then I couldn’t read the time anymore. It was just always Kruk O’ Clock.
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Had a dream that I met John Kruk. I asked for his autograph and he signed my watch and then I couldn’t read the time anymore. It was just always Kruk O’ Clock.