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Hypothetically we are Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini when we both occupy the job titled 'Head of Security'
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Hypothetically we are Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini when we both occupy the job titled 'Head of Security'
We're doing a big coward
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We're doing a big coward
Buddy dancing sssuper matter?
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Buddy dancing sssuper matter?
We must stop his tyranny
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We must stop his tyranny
Syndie bomb med heard
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Syndie bomb med heard
So is it yes or no
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So is it yes or no
AI, state all your active laws
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
AI, state all your active laws
I was soooooooo hungry
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was soooooooo hungry
But if he isn't a traitor hes still being such a dick that i'm sure no god out there would care if he was gone from this earth
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
But if he isn't a traitor hes still being such a dick that i'm sure no god out there would care if he was gone from this earth
Thats not possible for us
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Thats not possible for us
Open again im stupid
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Open again im stupid
Science, please research plumbing!
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Science, please research plumbing!
This cannot be happening
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This cannot be happening
WHERES THE POWER
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WHERES THE POWER
AI YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGLE!
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
AI YOU HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGLE!
I WAS NEVER A HERETIC
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I WAS NEVER A HERETIC
Announce any fucked up doors
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Announce any fucked up doors
I AM THE HEAD OF CLOWNS
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I AM THE HEAD OF CLOWNS
Its the same amount of time as wrenching dipshit, if not shorter!
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Its the same amount of time as wrenching dipshit, if not shorter!
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 59.25%
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 59.25%
Cortex imprinting?
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cortex imprinting?
Captain I have a gift!
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Captain I have a gift!
Somebody is in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Somebody is in trouble
Whats a level 7 biohizard
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Whats a level 7 biohizard