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Golgafrinchan phone sanitizer, second class. Cat pervert. 💙💛 Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦓 F🍁ck Poilievre "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill ⛔Trumpers⛔

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · May 6

“Ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything.

1) Does this need to be said?
2) Does this need to be said by me?
3) Does this need to be said by me now?”

- Craig Ferguson

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 7h

Here is her website with an FAQ.

www.emily-kewageshig.com/contact

Contact — Emily Kewageshig

www.emily-kewageshig.com

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 1d

Received my copy of the Antifa bible written by @brittlestar.com today.

Photo of the cover of the book 'Lessons from Cats for Surviving Fascism' by Stewart "Brittlestar" Reynolds.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 1d

Today is the birthday of e.e. cummings and Lillian Gish.

#soundsdirtybutisnt

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 1d

Phew! It would be most unsatisfying to know they got a chunk of change out of being greedy dickheads.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 1d

Chump change? I hope that's what you meant, a chunk of change usually means something different (like the complete opposite of chump change).

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 7d

That's a golf term, isn't it? That's what he meant.

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 7d

That's my boys...

#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 7d

Freeze frame!

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 7d

Well, that's over, NYY went to the bullpen and removed Schlittler from the game. Not sure if it was related to the broadcast.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 7d

OMG the #BlueJays broadcasters keep calling the Yankees pitcher "Shitler" by accident.

#LightsUpLetsGo

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 9d

Yup.

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 10d

More like "Très You-SAVAGE!", amirite?

#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 10d

It took me 48 YEARS to finally get one of these jerseys, looks like maybe it was just in the nick of time? (yeah, I didn't have one for the 90s world champion teams and it sucked).

#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 10d

Hey guys, save some for Tuesday, OK? #LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 10d

Uhh... you mean #PLAKATA right?

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 12d

And now we know why UK police usually aren't allowed to carry guns...

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 13d

Hmph... any REAL influencer would record themselves taking a bite out of it and post it to tiktok.

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 14d

I swear if I add any more words to my filters to block out the insanity of the USA, I'll only see posts with animals, Star Trek and Star Wars - and even some of THEM will end up hidden.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 14d

<banging broom handle on floor>

CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING KEEP IT DOWN? PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.

JFC USA, we'd be better off moving Canada to an apartment over a meth lab.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 15d

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Panther?

Fists of Furry?

The Karate Kit-ten?

Big Trouble in Litter Box?

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 16d

Charlie Kirk loving MAGA turd decides Mormons are responsible for his killing so a church in Michigan is somehow a valid target for murder and mayhem. US Government again endorses the idea that "THEY" are out to destroy Christians, but pretends that the "they" isn't MAGA.

That about sum it up?

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 17d

Every time they mention CeeDee Lamb for the Cowboys, this is who I see in my head and I get terribly confused... and it's getting annoying.

C.J. Lamb played by Amanda Donohoe in the late 80s/early 90s show L.A. Law.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 17d

THEY DID IT

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PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 18d

Madonna wore it better in the '90s.

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 21d

Oh, I get it now. Only the ones who took tylenol then?

PolarBear (with elbows up) 🍁 @polarbearca.bsky.social · 22d

Ok I'm trying to keep this all straight...

All labubus are getting raptured today live on Jimmy Kimmel, is that correct?