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Oo oo aaaa
Skong real......
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
3 days in, I can confidently say that Donkey Kong Bananza is a masterpiece. I haven't felt this way about a game since Mario Odyssey, fittingly. My boy is BACK and I can't wait to 100% this work of art.
July 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Walmart came thru with the 6:20 am delivery
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Walmart out delivering Switches at 6 AM with complementary snacks!
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Thank u fútbol mother
March 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Friday night with the lads
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Illegally and collusively LMAO maybe don't be a piece of shit and people would buy your ugly ass cars 🤷‍♂️
The president calls boycotting Tesla in protest for Elon’s attacks on veterans and programs that help the most vulnerable Americans “illegal”

(This is how you know it’s effective)
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I am Greek yogurt-pilled
March 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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America stood at the height of its power, a nation driven by innovation, cultural influence, and economic strength. But the greatest threat to its dominance did not come from war or economic collapse—it came from a carefully crafted story.
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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“Worst Super Bowl half time show of all time” “Maybe next time they could do a country one”
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Shrimp
February 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Imagine ever having thought anything other than this was going to happen
January 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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He lost the youth vote by 11 points: www.cnn.com/2025/01/19/p...
January 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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In the first two days of this presidency, we have a delusional billionaire de-facto cabinet member giving a Nazi salute and a sitting GOP senator calling for the deportation of a minister preaching about mercy for the vulnerable.

Super work, MAGA voters. Hope this was worth owning the Libs.
January 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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We fought for years to make this office a reality and lives were saved because of it. Stay tuned because we’re not giving up on this. Trump might be okay with dissolving a life-saving office but the people aren’t.
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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TENNESSEAN: “More than 30 1/6 rioters with Tennessee ties pardoned by Trump… Kelley developed a plan to murder law enforcement, including FBI agents, while awaiting trial for his actions…” www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
December 12, 2024 at 2:29 AM
December is the most polarizing time for my Letterboxd account because I alternate between:
-Yearly rewatches of absolute masterpieces like Muppets Christmas Carol and Home Alone

and

-Train wreck Netflix original Christmas movies that are oddly horny and oftentimes vaguely medieval
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Arcane has me craving League video game content but ain't no way I'm playing LoL, so now it's down to whether I start playing Teamfight Tactics or just wait a couple months for 2XKO
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Merry Wrapped Morning
December 4, 2024 at 1:41 PM