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"I just miss him," moped Harry. "It's hard being on tour alone. It's hard and nobody understands."

Louis crocks his finger under Harry's chin and brings Harry's eyes up to meet his own. "You don't have to miss Obama," he chuckled, "I've been here the whole time."
everything reminds me of her (golden age of internet piracy) :-/
fajitas are easily worth the Abolition of Christian Morals in America
GREAT unit for rent in the Carlyle Tower Condominums right across the street (behind you)! Community pool access + 7 minute walk to two Metro stations!
instead of using disposable grocery bags i simply stack them from Widest to Tallest and then walk away, losing 30% of them on the door out. but that's fine. they're Tall and not Wide. i don't need them.
*laugh track plays over horrified audience*
*at Riyadh comedy festival*
SO happy to be here folks— beautiful country, just beautiful. And I’ve been noticing the differences since I’ve landed; just the little things!
Like how — in America, they don’t like it when you murder a journalist. Good thing the embassy technically wasn’t America, huh?
signing up to be a stock image model and then signing a release form and then waiting a year and then suing because they put my fucking face next to a goose is Praxis, actually
walking into the club and up to the bar and ordering a glass of skim milk with ice in it
high-flow shower heads are proof of a loving and powerful squirrel-God
if there is a Hell then the screams of the damned definitely sound like taking the BART through that under-bay tunnel
california citizens initiative petition to put a penitent’s whip into each handicapped bathroom stall so the non-handicappped can absolve themselves when all fhe other stalls are taken #bathroom #bathroomstalls #publicpolicy
@catacalypto.bsky.social I don’t follow soccer well enough to actually know what this is referring to, but my mid-run brain 100% interpreted this as the Baltimore Crabs ascending to join a real-world soccer league. lmfao
the ancient prophesies actually foretell that the President will have a stroke on live TV when I complete my Couch-to-5k journey. just gotta keep running this out. #c25k
when i am president of the state senate i will work to make fireworks illegal nationwide. worldwide. you have my word on this. fuck you 2:30am fireworks. by god, fuck you.
In my country (USA) there are two parties with (generally) clearly defined opposed positions on most issues. Anyone who tries to find a position between those parties' positions is a moderate.
#drpepper #drpepper #drpepper #drpepper @drpepperofficial.bsky.social #drpepper if only someone would sponsor my work and or personal fridge with a lifetime supply of non diet doctor pepper md #drpepper #drpepper
my brain is so cooked bro — work announced they’d stop carrying non-diet dr pepper and my first thought was “like an orchid, some beauty is only with us for a season” like 😭😭😭
my brain is so cooked bro — work announced they’d stop carrying non-diet dr pepper and my first thought was “like an orchid, some beauty is only with us for a season” like 😭😭😭
nobody tell becky we've been randomizing her eyes while she sleeps
what if football players could spit acid? is it feasible rhat they just might start spitting acid one day. likelihood of pro football player acid spit transmutation

i am the commissioner of the nfl
i love the Internet where you get Unsolicited HTML Language Code from a Porn Pervert. SALUTE!
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when my Employer or other public restroom gives me single-ply toilet paper, i simply use the whole roll in each swipe.

due to this and the ramifications, the state of California is about to ban thumbprint-scan locks on toilet paper rolls

#lawmakingfromthebathroom