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Peter Wallace
@pmwallace.bsky.social
Utility Warehouse Partner
BSc (Honours) Accounting and Finance Student
Grad-dad
Leeds United
Pub DJ
@mrjamesob.bsky.social ah, but do the gingerbread people have a penis? Surely that's the defining factor in how they should be named
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So..wasting time in Smiths at Peterborough Services and 2 pensioners enter behind me, take one look at the Express headline screaming "Pensioners £800 worse off" and start mouthing off over Labour/Reeves/Tax etc Fortunately I was listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social earlier so I could put them right!
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social he also said the place was a slum. Coupled with "not seeing any white faces" would suggest that non whites are happy to live in a skip
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
The hips don't lie James
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social this call reminds of the Max Wall stretching arms joke 🤣
July 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social what should the sentence be for anyone driving 40 miles in such a drunken state that they didn't know what they were doing - is the question not being asked of these drunken treefellers
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social in that clip you just played of Donald Trump, is that Tweety birds I hear ?
June 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
What's the chances of Kemi Badenoch leading with this on Wednesday? @mrjamesob.bsky.social #pmqs
What do we think?🤔

Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious.

Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story!

So, what’s going on here?

Let’s take a look!👀

🧵

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June 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What the hell just happened?
Can we just send a band next year.. You know, a singer, a couple of guitarists and a drummer
May 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
FFS. Mr Bean has actually been elected locally @mrbean.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"The Jig is up?" @mrjamesob.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@takeone71.bsky.social
Yay! Come on in 😁
March 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Been doing some sums re taking my EV on long trips.. Charging from home at 7p/kWh calculates at approx 300mpg. On the road charging at approx average price of 70p/kWh brings that down to 30mpg equivalent cost. Who in their right mind would invest in EV if they couldn't fit a home charger?
March 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whenever I encounter an extractor fan I say 'I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore. So now I'm an ex-tractor fan'
What's the worst joke you're committed to? Mine is to say 'thank god you're charging more for that. Every year, thousands die drilling those little holes' whenever website tries to upsell me more memory on some form of device. A joke that a) isn't funny b) no-one but me can hear.
March 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Is it me or has hay fever season kicked off? 🤧
February 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just reactivated my X account to see what I was missing. The fire is raging!!
Deactivated..
February 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@iaindale.bsky.social imo the reason the young think the way they do is because to them, when it comes to Gov they're all the same! All they've known since High School is a Tory Gov so they're not wrong. 5x PMs have enforced their view. So why bother voting when they won't be listened to?
January 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by Peter Wallace
Repost proudly if you have left X and joined Bluesky full time 🦋
January 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Green to red. Just need to alphabetise them now .
January 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Whilst you're on the subject @mrjamesob.bsky.social
Musk now polling on whether the US should invade Britain.

So that’s what Greenland was about…
January 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
What day is it today?
December 27, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Merry Christmas Everyone!
December 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Did Kemi say there were no farmers blocking the streets of Whitehall after the March budget?
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 PM