Paul Moehringer
@pmoehringer.bsky.social
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We’re gonna need a bigger butt plug.
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The GOP has been beyond parody for almost 20 years at this point.

All Tina Fey had to do to play Sarah Palin was repeat what she said and be the one person who kinda looks like her.

It was the easiest job in the world for about two months.
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The real answer is these ads are paid for months in advance, but I feel you on sentiment.
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“We don’t need Micah Parsons”-team who has given up the second most points in the NFL this year.
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UAB clearly using James Franklin as cover to avoid the obvious blowback they will get from the fans, media, and players over making such a move.
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“Bet against”

WTF does that even mean? Bet against. What do I win if I bet on her?
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Fields didn’t even look that bad.

But when you have receivers who can’t catch and an o-line that refuses to block, there’s only so much you can do.
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He may not be wrong. Dude might get traded to the Chiefs.

Then you won’t be laughing at him.
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A black woman trying to get Trump’s endorsement is going to be a special kind of crazy.
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I like when people say “alright, I’m gonna let you go” and 30 minutes later, they’re still on the phone.
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Here’s hoping for a Toronto/Milwaukee World Series.
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Comedy police have been sent to your address. Please do not resist.
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This is the second-dumbest sport I’ve seen for the first time ever this week.
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sickoscommittee.org
.337 puts them in Elite Company
22.	Jesse Burkett+ (16)	.3382	9629	L
 	Tony Gwynn+ (20)	.3382	10232	L
 	Nap Lajoie+ (21)	.3382	10471	R
25.	Jake Stenzel (9)	.3378
pmoehringer.bsky.social
The GOP will whip out a blank check to hurt people they don’t like, but won’t spend a dime to help anyone without expecting something in return. And they’ll call it being fiscally responsible.
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Getting so close to my dream of an “Oops, All Linemen” team.
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Dem steps look like they could use some maintenance.
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redsox.com
We are deeply saddened by the passing of Red Sox Hall of Famer Mike Greenwell.

“The Gator” spent his entire career in a Red Sox uniform & was a beloved fixture of Fenway and Fort Myers. He gave so much to this organization, Lee County, & Sox Nation.

We send our love to the Greenwell family.
TEXT: "The Red Sox Remember Mike Greenwell- 1963-2025" 
IMAGE: Black and white photo shows Mike Greenwell smiling in Red Sox home white uniform as he poses for a portrait.
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Big strong states. Tears in their eyes.
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“I hate to tell you.” His biggest lie yet.
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UNC hires Taylor Swift and overnight shoots up to #1 on the recruiting chart.
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Oh, come on. A deal’s a deal.

I want to see the unmitigated train wreck in all its glory.