Hi

I ate chicken tender today

After eating it, it was gone

I now sit and wonder if life is worth living without chicken tender

I can’t believe in my own gluttony I made the worst decision of my life

Chicken tender is gone and everything is worse now

Neutral Milk Hotel

Drumhead estrogen

Drive

I wuz out of dog treats so I gave her a handful of melatonin

Spinal meningitis got me down

Bring dabbing back in 2025

Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette

Sometimes you gotta break a few tracks to drive. Atrain

Hi Ella! Hi Ella Guru!

“This dimension of misery is my penis”

-Electric Wizard

#heavymetal

I can’t wait for my new guitar pedal to come in so I can play like handricks and go flick flicka flick flick flick wah wah wah wah

Merry go rounds go round and they make me dizzy

Weewooweewoo

Why does lego comics come with the plastic squares? I really like yo read the little comics of building being put together but I don’t know why it has so much plastic blocks, what a waste.

Chicken pox john sandwich I just made #awesome #cooking #3amchallenge #mrbeast #ween

I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow

#epicfails #epicfail #romance

Hi welcome to my blue sky account! I just wanna make sure everyone knows if you are a parent who had your kids use training wheels on a bike, you aren’t welcome here.