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♪ 20 | He/They

♪ All I do is complain A LOT. + stuff I like: hoyo, dislyte, fnaf, maybe sonic

♪ Chiluc, Ratiorine, and Kinyan
Lil cat hasn't eaten *properly* since Monday morning and I'm currently looking away from him eating the bigger one's leftovers because

Holy fuck he's eating

(Moved to my tia's house then had vaccines at the vet so it's been a lot for the little guy and he HAS eaten bits and pieces in-between)
June 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Ive been telling people that my sensitive cat is my big boy

Ive been wrong this entire time, it's the little one that's a fucking asshole.
June 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My dad just handed me a videotape and said "send this to your mom"

I was terrified of what I was holding until I saw it had a label marked baby ultra sound

My soul had left my body for a moment but its fine
June 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
#chiluc
--
"You Fatui dogs are nothing but viruses, making the world sick with your existence."

"Ah, then it is natural that we exist, Master Diluc. As they say, 'viruses are embedded into the very fabric of all life'. Nip us, and we will only come back stronger.

(1/2)
May 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Advocating for my dental health is scary I feel like imma throw up sksksksksk

(I love the dentist, she's my mom's friend, but that's what makes disappointing her scary 😔)
May 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
MY TRUNK IS DIRTY AS HELL THAT NICE LADY SET ME UP WHY DID THEY DRAG MY CAR TO THE FANCY DRYING PLACE NO NO NO!!!

yk what this is my price for being a no sabo kid if he does my trunk I'm tipping $20 bc its hell in there there's like
A marshmallow bag and fifty thousand papers in there etc
May 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Two dudes came in so I finally got to practice my guy voice at work and I think I threw off my manager 😭

Cuz my entire sales strategy for (dog owners) revolves around playing a whte (this is important bc of the area) girl and a "yes" man so I keep my fem voice lmao
May 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Missing one of my fav dogs that go to my work

Like wdym that border collie isn't [redacted] where is she!!!
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm the Victorian man being shown an ankle in public for the first time
Happy Birthday, Diluc!
#GenshinImpact #Diluc

You're earlier than expected, but no matter, breakfast is ready. Please, take a seat.
...You wish to wait for me? Very well, I'll get myself ready.
But... it always takes some time to tie my hair, so pardon me.
April 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My works were apart of the 12.6 million AO3 fics that were STOLEN to train an AI model.

I will be restricting my works and only sharing through links moving forward.

If your work ID is between 1 and 63,000,000 unfortunately your works were taken as well.
April 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Old southern dude called me ma'am then apologized and said sir when taking my cart bc I was gonna put it back and he needed one

He was so cool I want a cowboy hat too
April 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We are gonna hope the old man that said "gonna need help planting these" when he passed by me with a cart of potted flowers was being a genuine wholesome grandpa and not a weird dude
April 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nah my step mom wrong for setting me up in a group chat with my brother about the Switch 2 preorder
April 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
MY HAIRSTYLIST DITCHED ME I DONT KNOW THESE WOMEN AHHHH
COME BACK LADY !!!!!
[insert popular chain salon name here] WHYYYYY
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ALT: a pixel art illustration of a crying smiley face
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April 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The pet food brands at my work hate to see me bored bc I start picking apart their ingredients and hyperanalyze their packaging

Then I tell my managers who then contact reps bc I do not know how to shut up 😔
April 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
All my coworkers are getting sick after each other

I am the sole survivor. As the most flexible with my schedule, I WILL HOLD THE LINE!!!

Drinking a shit ton of tea and got advil on hand.
April 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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So he just said that the orange man is going to save him money .
Omfg I cannot make this up if I tried.
Like bro...
My dad acknowledging grocery prices aren't going down and glazing trump in the same breath is insane when that's the reason his dumbass voted for him
April 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My little sister had her musical today and she's telling us how there was bullying behind the scenes like god damn these theatre kids start young 😭
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Homeless dude tried to scare me , sir I'm running on rage and taxes my ass did not flinch lmao

I think he got embarrassed cuz he immediately scootered away 😭
April 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
OMG I FEEL SO BAD WE CLOSED AND WHEN I WAS WALKING OUT (we have a back door so I wasn't walking out the front) ONE OF OUR REGULARS WAS AT THE FRONT DOOR BC HER DOG LITERALLY LOVES TO GET TREATS FROM US & ALWAYS DRAGS HER OWNER IN BUT WE WERENT FUCKING THERE

IM IN SHAMBLES
April 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me, enters manager's office: :3

Manager, sighs: how many cans did you find , Ari...

Me, reveals entire basket of damaged dog food cans: you know me so well

Certain pet food brands HATE to see an email from my work !!! I am the quality control for cans and bones no mistake is safe.
April 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I need to eat a jar of peanut butter
April 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
MY DAD THREW AWAY MY FUCKING W-2 BACK IN FEBRUARY BRUHHHH
April 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Withdrew from classes again this semester

Kinda hard to have motivation when it feels like my future job is up in the air based on funny decisions

Yippeeeee I love it here
March 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I did my tshot by myself for the first time today

Only cried for 15 mins beforehand (i was literally just putting the testosterone in the needle, not even myself yet)
March 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM