♪ 20 | He/They
♪ All I do is complain A LOT. + stuff I like: hoyo, dislyte, fnaf, maybe sonic
♪ Chiluc, Ratiorine, and Kinyan
Holy fuck he's eating
(Moved to my tia's house then had vaccines at the vet so it's been a lot for the little guy and he HAS eaten bits and pieces in-between)
Holy fuck he's eating
(Moved to my tia's house then had vaccines at the vet so it's been a lot for the little guy and he HAS eaten bits and pieces in-between)
Ive been wrong this entire time, it's the little one that's a fucking asshole.
Ive been wrong this entire time, it's the little one that's a fucking asshole.
I was terrified of what I was holding until I saw it had a label marked baby ultra sound
My soul had left my body for a moment but its fine
I was terrified of what I was holding until I saw it had a label marked baby ultra sound
My soul had left my body for a moment but its fine
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"You Fatui dogs are nothing but viruses, making the world sick with your existence."
"Ah, then it is natural that we exist, Master Diluc. As they say, 'viruses are embedded into the very fabric of all life'. Nip us, and we will only come back stronger.
(1/2)
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"You Fatui dogs are nothing but viruses, making the world sick with your existence."
"Ah, then it is natural that we exist, Master Diluc. As they say, 'viruses are embedded into the very fabric of all life'. Nip us, and we will only come back stronger.
(1/2)
(I love the dentist, she's my mom's friend, but that's what makes disappointing her scary 😔)
(I love the dentist, she's my mom's friend, but that's what makes disappointing her scary 😔)
yk what this is my price for being a no sabo kid if he does my trunk I'm tipping $20 bc its hell in there there's like
A marshmallow bag and fifty thousand papers in there etc
yk what this is my price for being a no sabo kid if he does my trunk I'm tipping $20 bc its hell in there there's like
A marshmallow bag and fifty thousand papers in there etc
Cuz my entire sales strategy for (dog owners) revolves around playing a whte (this is important bc of the area) girl and a "yes" man so I keep my fem voice lmao
Cuz my entire sales strategy for (dog owners) revolves around playing a whte (this is important bc of the area) girl and a "yes" man so I keep my fem voice lmao
Like wdym that border collie isn't [redacted] where is she!!!
Like wdym that border collie isn't [redacted] where is she!!!
#GenshinImpact #Diluc
You're earlier than expected, but no matter, breakfast is ready. Please, take a seat.
...You wish to wait for me? Very well, I'll get myself ready.
But... it always takes some time to tie my hair, so pardon me.
I will be restricting my works and only sharing through links moving forward.
If your work ID is between 1 and 63,000,000 unfortunately your works were taken as well.
I will be restricting my works and only sharing through links moving forward.
If your work ID is between 1 and 63,000,000 unfortunately your works were taken as well.
He was so cool I want a cowboy hat too
He was so cool I want a cowboy hat too
COME BACK LADY !!!!!
[insert popular chain salon name here] WHYYYYY
COME BACK LADY !!!!!
[insert popular chain salon name here] WHYYYYY
Then I tell my managers who then contact reps bc I do not know how to shut up 😔
Then I tell my managers who then contact reps bc I do not know how to shut up 😔
I am the sole survivor. As the most flexible with my schedule, I WILL HOLD THE LINE!!!
Drinking a shit ton of tea and got advil on hand.
I am the sole survivor. As the most flexible with my schedule, I WILL HOLD THE LINE!!!
Drinking a shit ton of tea and got advil on hand.
So he just said that the orange man is going to save him money .
Omfg I cannot make this up if I tried.
Like bro...
So he just said that the orange man is going to save him money .
Omfg I cannot make this up if I tried.
Like bro...
I think he got embarrassed cuz he immediately scootered away 😭
I think he got embarrassed cuz he immediately scootered away 😭
IM IN SHAMBLES
IM IN SHAMBLES
Manager, sighs: how many cans did you find , Ari...
Me, reveals entire basket of damaged dog food cans: you know me so well
Certain pet food brands HATE to see an email from my work !!! I am the quality control for cans and bones no mistake is safe.
Manager, sighs: how many cans did you find , Ari...
Me, reveals entire basket of damaged dog food cans: you know me so well
Certain pet food brands HATE to see an email from my work !!! I am the quality control for cans and bones no mistake is safe.
Kinda hard to have motivation when it feels like my future job is up in the air based on funny decisions
Yippeeeee I love it here
Kinda hard to have motivation when it feels like my future job is up in the air based on funny decisions
Yippeeeee I love it here
Only cried for 15 mins beforehand (i was literally just putting the testosterone in the needle, not even myself yet)
Only cried for 15 mins beforehand (i was literally just putting the testosterone in the needle, not even myself yet)