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Punished Pineapple
@pineappletori.bsky.social
300 followers 430 following 700 posts
Ruining yet another social media platform.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 44m
you can't distract from the fact that y'all got blown the fuck out today.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 12h
"everyone can tell what it used to be"
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
fatkiddeals.com Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 5d
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 13h
I desperately wish for boring, not gonna lie.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
You’re not a real person.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
okay mister four posts no picture.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
they've always been welcome to suck the fuck pole.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
What makes you think I want them around?
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
maybe you should _____
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
Absolutely nobody wants you around.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody likes you.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 1d
it can't shock without the prongs, and most of them are multifunction. He might simply have disabled the shock function.

That being said I've blasted *myself* with those shock collars at the highest setting and it's not that bad.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 2d
Depends on how good his christopher dorner impression is.
blackazizanansi.blacksky.app Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 3d
Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 2d
disagree.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 3d
and what part of that approaches a point? None of those things are AI.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 3d
newsome is a fucking moron
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 3d
midway doesn't really add as much completeness as you think.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 5d
ten round revolvers heyo.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 5d
motherfucker looks like a pedophile version of elijah wood.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 5d
looks like Whiteseid cracked the Anti-Chin Equation.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 5d
they can pry the dallas gayborhood from my cold dead fucking hands.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 5d
but it still exists?
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 5d
I don't think Midway has a significant population of anything except birds tbh.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 6d
On reflection, it’s a job I’d do for fucking free
pineappletori.bsky.social Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 7d
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.

Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 7d
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.

Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
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Punished Pineapple @pineappletori.bsky.social · 9d
My dad met Howard stern once because he was driving a pink semi but that’s about as close to famous as he ever got.
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