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pieceofass420.bsky.social
@pieceofass420.bsky.social
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Nobody likes me because im bisexual
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If you see a good deal remarkable in me I see just as much remarkable in you.
The trick to being disarmingly charming is to disarm people in a charming way
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Guys many millennials will get very mad if you stab them in the penis
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When you ask your dumbest coworker if he wants anything from chipotle
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My fattest coworker quit today. It was so crazy. He just came up to me and was like i cant do this anymore and left
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Telling my white coworker i need to do cocaine with him
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Locked my coworker out and he keeps ringing the bell and im ignoring it. Watching him on the security camera now. Gonna play dumb
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Asking my coworker if he named his son peter after family guy
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Asking my coworker if i can sleepover at his house
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When your fat coworker disrespects you
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I am not going to tell my coworker about his deeply unattractive qualities. That would be inappropriate.
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Asking my coworker how long he’s been cleaning daddy’s pool
Do you want me to do cunnalingus on you?
I want to be able to smell your urine from 7 miles away like a horny tiger