Phillip Oakley
@phillipoakley.bsky.social
Mixing strategy and creativity to build brands through effective marketing. Energetic speaker, foodie, soccer player, and proud Dad. #COYS
What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?”
June 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?”
Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home.
#FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs
#FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs
May 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home.
#FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs
#FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs
Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this.
But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.
But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.
April 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this.
But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.
But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.
This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain.
It’s a recalibration of economic control.
Oligarchs don’t live paycheck to paycheck. They have the capital to buy market dips and recoup faster, acquiring more assets at fire sale prices along the way.
When the dust finally settles, they will own more.
The rest of us will own less. A lot less.
Oligarchs don’t live paycheck to paycheck. They have the capital to buy market dips and recoup faster, acquiring more assets at fire sale prices along the way.
When the dust finally settles, they will own more.
The rest of us will own less. A lot less.
April 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain.
People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990.
Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.
Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.
March 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990.
Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.
Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.
The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night.
Fashionably late, of course.
#FollowTheWhiteRabbit
Fashionably late, of course.
#FollowTheWhiteRabbit
March 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night.
Fashionably late, of course.
#FollowTheWhiteRabbit
Fashionably late, of course.
#FollowTheWhiteRabbit
Step 1: Fire National Parks employees.
Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests.
Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks.
Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation.
Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires.
Step 6: Remove parks from history.
Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests.
Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks.
Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation.
Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires.
Step 6: Remove parks from history.
Trump: "We don't need Canada's lumber. So what I'm doing is I'll be signing an executive order freeing up our forests so that we're allowed to take down trees and make a lot of money and then re-harvest trees ... we don't need anything from Canada."
March 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Step 1: Fire National Parks employees.
Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests.
Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks.
Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation.
Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires.
Step 6: Remove parks from history.
Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests.
Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks.
Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation.
Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires.
Step 6: Remove parks from history.
Has his signature all over it.
Almost literally.
Almost literally.
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Has his signature all over it.
Almost literally.
Almost literally.
Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea.
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea.
This is what a dictatorship looks like.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is what a dictatorship looks like.
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For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress.
March 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress.
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Marco Rubio today.
a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt
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March 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Marco Rubio today.
Rest in Peace, David Johansen.
I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was:
“Which floo-ah?”
See you this Christmas, Buster.
#DavidJohansen
I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was:
“Which floo-ah?”
See you this Christmas, Buster.
#DavidJohansen
March 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Rest in Peace, David Johansen.
I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was:
“Which floo-ah?”
See you this Christmas, Buster.
#DavidJohansen
I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was:
“Which floo-ah?”
See you this Christmas, Buster.
#DavidJohansen
Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson:
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.”
Siri: “I won’t respond to that.”
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.”
Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.”
Me: “That’s the point.”
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.”
Siri: “I won’t respond to that.”
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.”
Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.”
Me: “That’s the point.”
February 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson:
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.”
Siri: “I won’t respond to that.”
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.”
Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.”
Me: “That’s the point.”
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.”
Siri: “I won’t respond to that.”
Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.”
Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.”
Me: “That’s the point.”
If costs continue on this path, former Crypto, Blockchain, and NFT experts are about to become Eggsperts.
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If costs continue on this path, former Crypto, Blockchain, and NFT experts are about to become Eggsperts.
Reposted by Phillip Oakley
“Market Research Pitfalls” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2025/02/evol...
#marketing #cartoon #marketoon
#marketing #cartoon #marketoon
February 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Market Research Pitfalls” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2025/02/evol...
#marketing #cartoon #marketoon
#marketing #cartoon #marketoon
February 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-fi franchise.
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-fi franchise.
Just added “The Ballad of Black Tom,” by Victor LaValle, to my Audible queue.
Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social
Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just added “The Ballad of Black Tom,” by Victor LaValle, to my Audible queue.
Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social
Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social
You’re watching Severance?
I’m watching Murder She Wrote.
We are not the same.
I’m watching Murder She Wrote.
We are not the same.
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January 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You’re watching Severance?
I’m watching Murder She Wrote.
We are not the same.
I’m watching Murder She Wrote.
We are not the same.
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NEW: I’m getting multiple reports that federal workers are now getting spammed with vulgar emails. It seems as though Musk’s OPM email server trick made everyone vulnerable.
January 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
NEW: I’m getting multiple reports that federal workers are now getting spammed with vulgar emails. It seems as though Musk’s OPM email server trick made everyone vulnerable.
“Blame DEI” is the new “Thanks, Obama.”
January 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Blame DEI” is the new “Thanks, Obama.”