I'm really putting that BFA with honors to work

Hell yeah

it's like wildlife photography at this point.

I'm #teampizzy hbu?
#tar38

My hilarious friend @phailthekat.bsky.social made this and the world needs to see it. #Survivor49

I think it's going to be a good summer because I already had three incredible kiwis this month

Is sitting in the shade forbidden during some points of early survivor?

I miss Whitney's sassy little bob #secretlivesofmormonwives

My mum just said,

👵🏻 “Sometimes, when I look at you in a certain light, I think you look so beautiful…”

👩🏼 “Thanks mum. Wait, in a certain light? Sometimes??”

👵🏻“Other times I think, wow you look haggard.”

😂🤔

Just in case you thought the 🍊💩’s cruelty came with his decreased mental capacity

I wish I could save a preferred route in my Google maps so she stops yellin' at me with her little chime

Today's reality check....
#EatTheRich #They'llNeverHaveEnough
💙🇺🇸🗽

if you have a few weeks and a love for 90s hits, you too can train your cats to know it's meal time by playing Two Princes by Spin Doctors.

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits: