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Written by #M! Writer is 19! ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED WITH FAMILY GUY OR FOX!
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Oh! Hi there, little red thing!

😁
Peter Griffin. 👹
Oh my god, am *I* about to introduce you to football!?

I’ve gotta teach you everything about it!

To the Peter-copter!!!

[WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. 💀.]
What is football ? 💧

Does someone have a ball for a foot ?!
Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!

[He seems so excited 😭]
…Hey. We agreed on ONE question.
Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!

[He seems so excited 😭]
.. Perhaps I am mistaken, then. I do not know what such a thing is. 😦
Eh, I don’t think so?

I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
Ummmm…

[Counting in his head. Give him a minute. Or two.]



Twenty-four!
Eh, I don’t think so?

I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
A pleasure to meet you, Peter — ! That name sounds awfully familiar..

Are you a celebrity, perhaps ? 😦
Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.

My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.

My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
You are welcome, I am always happy to help — ! ✨

[ she smiles. ]

And please, call me Evelyn.
[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]

Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]

Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
Um… are you asking for an earth beer ? Oh, silly of me to ask, of course, you are.

[ Evelyn summons a fancy ahh tankard filled with beer. She hands it over to 👹Peter 👹]
Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?

[😭.]
Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?

[😭.]
I used magic, of course — !

[ Evelyn softly giggles, taking a small sip of her tea. ]

I can summon just about anything, though I prefer to summon simple things.
Oh my god!!!

How’d you do that!?!?

[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
I’m not THAT bad!

Go on, ask me a question only a smart guy would know.

[This can only end well. 💀]
//I thought I was gonna suck at writing him but it’s fucking FLOWING THROUGH MY FINGERS
That’s what you get for insultin’ my intelligence!

[Sticking his tongue out at her. 💀]
Oh, yeah!? Well, see THIS, buster!

[Bro just flipped her off. With BOTH HANDS. 😭😭😭.]
Oh my god!!!

How’d you do that!?!?

[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
. . I do not think I am strange, whatever do you mean ?

[ Girl, you're dressed like the 1900s. 💀]

This is what I mean by magic.

[ Evelyn summons cup of tea that appears in her hands. ]
It’s not?

Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?

[This man. 😭.]
It’s not?

Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?

[This man. 😭.]
. . So this merely happens, I see. This is a fact that I must accept. 💧

[ She blinks 😭. ]

That is not the type of magic I am referring to.
Magic?

Oh, I know some magic tricks!

My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…

[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
//I’M NOT VERY GOOD AT FIGHT RP PLEASE KNOW THAT BEFOREHAND
Magic?

Oh, I know some magic tricks!

My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…

[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
[ SHE DOESN'T KNOW 💀]

Right . . . 💧

[ The Mezillian trails off. ]

I sense no magical presence from you, so I do not think you are experiencing visions.
Um…

I don’t know.

[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
FOOL!?

Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an IDIOT.

[Crossing his arms angrily.]
Um…

I don’t know.

[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
... Are you referring to visions ? Your words confuse me. 💧
What, you mean my flashbacks?

They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
//Make a Lois account. You won’t
//Oh yeah absolutely, he is not going to make those jokes to children
😦

Whaddaya mean by that?
I'm Raven and I know what you ARE 👺
That’s me! 😁

Who might you be, little child?
What, you mean my flashbacks?

They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
But what on Earth were those strange scenes played out before me . . . ? 🙁

[ She gracefully rises to her feet. 💀]
Geez, pal, calm down! No one’s here to hurt ya!
That’s me! 😁

Who might you be, little child?
PETER GRIFFIN FAMILY GUY???
//That said, please use some discretion when determining whether or not you’d like to interact with Peter. He IS a character of adult animation, and will be treated as such on this account