Peter The Apostle
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Setting the record straight on Jesus because Christian Nationalism is pretty effed-up, people.
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Fear is at the heart of Christian Nationalism. One of Jesus’ favorite lines was “Do not fear.” Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Take it from someone who knows - the whole reason he died on the cross is so you wouldn’t have to 🤦 www.wdtv.com/2025/04/21/8...
84-year-old man falls from cross during crucifixion reenactment in Weston
An 84-year-old man was critically injured after falling from a cross during a crucifixion reenactment in Weston on Good Friday.
www.wdtv.com
April 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Take it from someone who knows - the whole reason he died on the cross is so you wouldn’t have to 🤦 www.wdtv.com/2025/04/21/8...
Happy day after day after Easter, bitches #happyeaster
April 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Happy day after day after Easter, bitches #happyeaster
Be the kind of citizen that makes your chickenshit GOP rep end their town hall early.
March 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Be the kind of citizen that makes your chickenshit GOP rep end their town hall early.
Download your Social Security statement.
Download your data from studentaid.gov if you have student loans or grants.
File your taxes ASAP.
This saith the Lord.
Download your data from studentaid.gov if you have student loans or grants.
File your taxes ASAP.
This saith the Lord.
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February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Download your Social Security statement.
Download your data from studentaid.gov if you have student loans or grants.
File your taxes ASAP.
This saith the Lord.
Download your data from studentaid.gov if you have student loans or grants.
File your taxes ASAP.
This saith the Lord.
Be good stewards of your outrage. Thus saith the Rock.
January 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Be good stewards of your outrage. Thus saith the Rock.
Jesus wants you know. He was one himself. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
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January 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jesus wants you know. He was one himself. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
Christian Nationalism has officially entered the building. And he sounds bored.
January 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Christian Nationalism has officially entered the building. And he sounds bored.
I can think of a few others that Jesus actually said something about…
December 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I can think of a few others that Jesus actually said something about…
Ditto. I’d also add, don’t sign on unless you reeeeeeaaally feel you can walk on water.
Luther had some strong words of caution for those entering Christian ministry as the Protestant Reformation elevated all work as sacred. A guard against elitism.
Green, Jay D.. Christian Historiography: Five Rival Versions (pp. 152-153). Baylor University Press. Kindle Edition.
Green, Jay D.. Christian Historiography: Five Rival Versions (pp. 152-153). Baylor University Press. Kindle Edition.
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Ditto. I’d also add, don’t sign on unless you reeeeeeaaally feel you can walk on water.
Reason #5 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: the former is about the love of power. The latter is about the power of love. The two ain’t the same, bucko. #ChristianNationalism
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Reason #5 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: the former is about the love of power. The latter is about the power of love. The two ain’t the same, bucko. #ChristianNationalism
Reason #4 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: I had personal experience with two of the three members of the Trinity and these ain’t them.
The “holy trinity” of Christian nationalism is power, boundaries, and order.
Growing up in CNist spaces we were taught to love God and love people.
Who to love? How to show love? That’s where the boundaries come in.
Growing up in CNist spaces we were taught to love God and love people.
Who to love? How to show love? That’s where the boundaries come in.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Reason #4 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: I had personal experience with two of the three members of the Trinity and these ain’t them.
A quote after my own heart.
November 27, 2024 at 10:46 PM
A quote after my own heart.
Reason #3 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: a bunch of privileged white people trying to play the victim? Nope nope nope.
November 25, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Reason #3 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: a bunch of privileged white people trying to play the victim? Nope nope nope.
Brought some Dagobah swamp mud for the newborn king, did I. Great for the skin, it is.
November 23, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Brought some Dagobah swamp mud for the newborn king, did I. Great for the skin, it is.
For the record, Jesus hates shit like this. He told me last night over beers. Only way to impact the world in his name, he told me sipping his IPA, is to treat others like he did. If you feel the solution is to mandate faithfulness, you’re making it all about you. #ThusSaysTheLord #BeersWithJC
The Texas State Board of Education Friday approved a controversial new elementary school curriculum filled with Biblical references. Schools aren’t required to use it, but the state will offer financial incentives to districts that do.
Texas approves Bible-infused curriculum for public schools
The Texas State Board of Education gave final approval Friday to controversial new K-5 curriculum that weaves in Christian references.
www.keranews.org
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
For the record, Jesus hates shit like this. He told me last night over beers. Only way to impact the world in his name, he told me sipping his IPA, is to treat others like he did. If you feel the solution is to mandate faithfulness, you’re making it all about you. #ThusSaysTheLord #BeersWithJC
Reason #2 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian: Jesus never sought allegiance with the State. In fact, the State had him executed so….. 🤔
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Reason #2 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian: Jesus never sought allegiance with the State. In fact, the State had him executed so….. 🤔
Reason #1 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian:
The “Nationalism” part.
The “Nationalism” part.
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Reason #1 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian:
The “Nationalism” part.
The “Nationalism” part.
Guarantee when these idiots were kids they raided their families’ pantries of all the chips, retreated to one guy’s tree fort and taped a sign to the door that read, “KEP OWT”
NEW VIDEO: Christian nationalists moving into Jackson County, Tennessee, focus on 'far, far more political power' www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
Christian nationalists moving into Jackson County, Tennessee, focus on 'far, far more political power'
A newly discovered video provides more insight into what out-of-state Christian nationalists hope to accomplish as they move into a small Middle Tennessee town.
www.newschannel5.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Guarantee when these idiots were kids they raided their families’ pantries of all the chips, retreated to one guy’s tree fort and taped a sign to the door that read, “KEP OWT”
BREAKING NEWS: Harold, the 13th disciple, reportedly ran off with the sixth loaf of bread. Jesus still managed to feed the crowd with the five left over, because Jesus.
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Harold, the 13th disciple, reportedly ran off with the sixth loaf of bread. Jesus still managed to feed the crowd with the five left over, because Jesus.
This > “Sin-burn is prevented by Son Screen” 🤦🏽♂️
November 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
This > “Sin-burn is prevented by Son Screen” 🤦🏽♂️
Never will forget Jesus throwing a surprise birthday party for Bartholomew, complete with those candles you can’t blow out. Thaddeus thought it was the cast-out demon at work. #GoodTimes #HappyBirthdayDude #ToxicMasculinityMakesYouSayCrazyShit
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Never will forget Jesus throwing a surprise birthday party for Bartholomew, complete with those candles you can’t blow out. Thaddeus thought it was the cast-out demon at work. #GoodTimes #HappyBirthdayDude #ToxicMasculinityMakesYouSayCrazyShit
Stop making it hard on yourselves and everyone else - just love everybody and act like you love them. Jesus said to so…..
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Stop making it hard on yourselves and everyone else - just love everybody and act like you love them. Jesus said to so…..
It’s okay, he and his parents had to flee the country anyway. #JesusWasAnUndoccumentedImmigrant
Sorry I replaced the baby Jesus in your nativity scene with a Grogu doll and called it “The Mangerlorian.”
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
It’s okay, he and his parents had to flee the country anyway. #JesusWasAnUndoccumentedImmigrant
Rumor has it that to secure DJT’s nod for HHS Secretary, RFK Jr. had to agree to star in the upcoming documentary “Super Super Size Me.”
I was worried that the 2nd Trump administration would lack diversity yet here they are featuring one of each of the five different kinds of white guy
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Rumor has it that to secure DJT’s nod for HHS Secretary, RFK Jr. had to agree to star in the upcoming documentary “Super Super Size Me.”