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Peter Hassett
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RMNB guy
WaPo AI promotion
February 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I like having taste in culture, and usually I feel good about my taste (huge exception for good art by bad people like several british comic writers and ALL OF ROCK ROLL), but I think finally liking an Aronofsky movie right before his AI adventure was a big miss for me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Those kinds of stories generally takes weeks to months to put together, they have 4 names on the byline, multiple fact checkers, and in-house counsel standing over everyone’s shoulders.

I have articles with typos because my cat stepped on the keyboard.
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
My legal department is smaller than Jeff Bezos’.
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Couple last minute tix still available for the 630 showing of Melania at local theater I spent A LOT A OF money to reserve. Dm asap
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by Peter Hassett
Between 00/01 and 21/22*, the average MGL for the previous seasons' Cup winner was only 187

Then Colorado and Vegas both broke 400 in consecutive years and Florida is almost assured to do the same this year

*Excluding 05/06 (post-lockout), 12/13 and 20/21 (short seasons)
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
ok we are good
another ceritifed banger
flawless
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
hmmm opening this up to see if a mandatory song is on here let's see if this playlist is valid
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Peter Hassett
ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by Peter Hassett
There is zero reason for a billionaire to own an adversarial news outlet in a kleptocracy. And so billionaires are gutting the media companies they own, reorienting them to better align with the regime, and spending money on bribes rather than journalists

www.404media.co/the-washingt...
The Washington Post Is No Longer Useful to Jeff Bezos
In a kleptocracy, there is no reason for a billionaire to own an adversarial news outlet.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I feel like a devops person could flip the flag that makes Likes private and it’d be bigger than the Panama papers but with more car bombs
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Peter Hassett
TOWN & COUNTRY SURF DESIGNS: WOOD & WATER RAGE
SANRITSU DENKI 1988
NES
March 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I turned off Liquid Glass so fast
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
AI coding assistants are dog ass
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
its yorgin time
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
the secret rule is that only one of these players can be good at any given time
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
what if yorgos directs the morbius sequel
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by Peter Hassett
Jared Leto kills another franchise smdh
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The Washington Capitals are 2-5-1 since this
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
An important part of post punk and therefore all culture is when Mary helped Robert Smith cheer up
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Peter Hassett
HOCKEYP.BMF
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I’m in. Whatever it is, I’m in.
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Dont tap the glass
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Just looked it up and it turns out shaq was just a normal sized baby
January 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM