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pessimist.bsky.social
Yeah I think he wrote the intro to s4 and im gonna be real he's just not a good writer lmao
pessimist.bsky.social
Honestly I already felt the racist vibes in any of the Native American episodes but I genuinely didnt expect it to be this bad
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dogblud.bsky.social
There are some ground rules about X-Files rewatches:

no to the melanin vampire
no to the anal vore wheelie cart guy
no to whatever "fight club" was
pessimist.bsky.social
Also that Micheal Jackson joke was roughhhhh
pessimist.bsky.social
Dead black man *spooky pan flute and xylophone noises*
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jennysmallergod.bsky.social
Corporations make billions in profit so they can choke smaller businesses to death

Your furry artist shirt maker sells them so they can pay their rent

It's not morally questionable to buy a furry shirt from walmart, it's morally repugnant.
nyil.bsky.social
The annoying thing about corporations trying to break into furry spaces is that like.. when corporations do this it's because they want to take control of the space so that they're the only ones who can sell things. They're corporations, they can afford to undercut small creators.
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pessimist.bsky.social
"Why you so depressed all the time? Do you get help?" - Uh huh. You saw my name and thought 'this bitch is depressed', didnt you, sheepie?
pessimist.bsky.social
I would absolutely pay to see Greg Abbott try to do a weighted squat.
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Greg Abbott tells Pritzker to "stop complaining and do some pushups"
pessimist.bsky.social
This is completely anecdotal evidence so take it with a grain of salt but ive had a few people come up to me like "yo wtf is this" become some of my most frequent clients.
pessimist.bsky.social
My growl, ooooh~

My growl is scary af, and I cannot do it outside of dog space.
pessimist.bsky.social
"Do you awoof or boof" - right now my bark sounds like the noise you make when youre being flogged.
pessimist.bsky.social
"this isnt a question but your CTF work is some of the best work i've ever seen! you're so talented!" - thank you ❤️

Now to let my ego show for a moment, I low key believe I significantly helped ctf gain more mainstream attention in the general tf space
pessimist.bsky.social
"Do you awoof or boof" - right now my bark sounds like the noise you make when youre being flogged.
pessimist.bsky.social
"someone got it bad for u" - I get this a lot more than you think.
pessimist.bsky.social
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-in Chicago. 😌