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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji grins at him, head leaned back in Sukuna’s arm, hands messing with his hair.

“Still mad you got punked and then thrown up on, my dearest bastard?”

“I’ll kill you.”

“You can keep trying.”

Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

“Aren’t you one lucky little brat?”

An indignant finger pokes at his chest.

“You’re the one who’s lucky to have someone this charming, smart and funny even mildly interested in you.”

Sukuna can’t help but laugh.

“Charming, smart and funny. True, that was indeed my first impression of you.”

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji should have turned into a spray of blood at that very moment. But to everyone’s surprise and even his own, Sukuna does not, in fact, kill Yuji. He does not move so much as a strand of his hair.

Years later, Sukuna grins as his wife comfortably lounges in his lap like an entitled cat.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji’s hands start to tremble at his sides, his eyes going wide at the horrifying images while Sukuna swiped through them absently.

“Have I introduced myself to you well enough, brat?”

Yuji projectile vomits on Sukuna’s jacket in response who just stands astounded for a moment.

“Are you serious?”

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

But that stupid grin and unknowing honey brown eyes had convinced him otherwise. Sukuna sighed and opened his phone to show Yuji a bunch of images. Rooms with dismembered bodies, gore and bullet holes on the walls but with an insignia at the centre. One that matched the card in yuji’s hand.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

He waited for days for Yuji to realise just how much money he was sitting on to run off with and disappear; for Yuji to do something, anything with the power he’s been gifted instead of household chores. Having run out of patience, Sukuna had decided to finally turn the brat into a bloodstain.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

And it wasn’t even for anything vapid like Sukuna had imagined it would be. All the money Yuji had used was for the hospital bills and the loans and a very modest lifestyle- vegetables and meat for his meals, hot water for baths, pittance for public transport. Sukuna simply couldn’t understand him.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

He allowed it because it had just been so long since he had met someone so unimaginably stupid and bold. He was curious. He figured the brat would immediately wire himself all the money and disappear from the face of the earth with his loot. But Yuji stayed, publicly transacting with Sukuna’s cards.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Sukuna takes a good look at the brat staring dumbly at him. He had originally planned to drag him back to his den and let his men tear him to shreds ever since the amusement of watching the little punk spend all his money wore off.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji finally manages to mumble out a response.

“Uh… who are you?”

Sukuna barks out a laugh and Yuji suddenly realises that this cafe is very empty. Where did everyone go?

“You really don’t know who I am? That’s refreshing to hear.”

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

“Had fun, brat?”

Yuji whips his head around to see the man he stole the wallet from, now standing behind him, hands in his pockets and an amused smile on his face. Yuji’s frozen but he still can’t help the sheepish grin that forms on his face.

“Insolent little thing. I’ve gutted men for less.”

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji goes from being unable to pay for food to getting his grandpa into a deluxe hospice care room with no consequences. One day as Yuji’s holding up the card with the insignia that’s seemingly useless, examining it curiously as he leans back in a cafe booth, he hears a devious chuckle behind him.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

To yuji’s surprise, the man doesn’t come looking for his stolen wallet. Nothing happens for days. Yuji even becomes reckless with how he spends this seemingly infinite source of cash- shamelessly using Sukuna’s black cards to pay off his loans without worrying about the transactions being traceable.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Little does yuji know that the owner of that wallet is the biggest yakuza boss in all of Tokyo who is known in the underworld for his exceptional cruelty. His preferred mode of torture is dismemberment and drugging. He’s brutalised enough people for even the cops to look away and let him walk free

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji is in half the mind to toss it in the trash since it’s not an ATM card or anything even mildly useful. The man he snagged the wallet from hasnt kept any IDs or even business cards. It only makes yuji happier to have stolen from him. He mustve been some lowlife from the underworld like a scammer

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Hiding in the dark corner of an alleyway, yuji uses the light of his broken phone held together with tape to examine the contents of the wallet. There’s enough cash in that thing to pay off at least 2 of his biggest loans. The only thing he finds odd is a card with nothing but an insignia on it.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Yuji swallows hard. Looks once, looks twice and then with his superhuman speed snatches the wallet from the counter and runs out the door without looking back. He can’t stop grinning, high on the adrenaline of his perfect heist. Yuji knows the streets like the back of his hand and slips away easily.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

He’s clearly got more money than he knows what to do with- an expensive blazer on his shoulders that probably costs more than the shack yuji calls a house, a watch that’s got literal diamonds on it and rings on each finger. And conveniently, he’s also an asshole to everyone around him.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

He walks into a shady pachinko bar, hoping to find some work there but he finds something infinitely better. He sees a mountain of a man with the nastiest expression on his face yelling insults at a poor worker while his fat wallet sits perfectly unguarded on the counter.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

He works a lot of odd jobs, faking his age and saying he’s 18 when he’s 16 to get them. But even then all the money he earns goes into paying off the ridiculous hospital bills and the loans that keep piling on top of each other. He’s one payment away from not being able to afford food or water.

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 9m

Sukuita AU where broke teenager yuji steals yakuza boss sukuna’s wallet without realising he just punked one of the most dangerous men in the world

Living out in the slums is no joke and ever since Yuji’s sole guardian grandpa wasuke got diagnosed with a terminal illness, yuji falls into grave debt

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 1d

Taking this out of my priv twt because dadson sukuita with size difference is just so peak

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sh @aoooo333.bsky.social · 28d

これも世に出てなかった宿宿

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おび @everydayajitama.bsky.social · 3d

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Bad uncle 🔞 @perversevoid.bsky.social · 3d

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