Mark Tomlinson
@performacology.com
(he/him) the Performacologist - performance architect and engineer - career technologist - critical thinkerer - currently in residence at FreedomPay - dreaming a future for performacology.com
I'm sick.
a man is laying in bed with a blanket on and says `` let my cameron go . ''
ALT: a man is laying in bed with a blanket on and says `` let my cameron go . ''
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm sick.
Note to self: if anyone does the "forceful handshake introduction tactic" just immediately lose my balance fall into them crashing as many people onto them as possible..."accidentally" of course.
a man is sitting on a balcony with a camera on his head .
ALT: a man is sitting on a balcony with a camera on his head .
media.tenor.com
May 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Note to self: if anyone does the "forceful handshake introduction tactic" just immediately lose my balance fall into them crashing as many people onto them as possible..."accidentally" of course.
Reposted by Mark Tomlinson
Oh yeah... You can get a "nines don't matter" or "test in prod or live a lie" or "if you liked it then you should have put an SLO on it" t-shirt or hoodie at my old bonfire shop, lol.
www.bonfire.com/store/mipsyt...
www.bonfire.com/store/mipsyt...
May 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh yeah... You can get a "nines don't matter" or "test in prod or live a lie" or "if you liked it then you should have put an SLO on it" t-shirt or hoodie at my old bonfire shop, lol.
www.bonfire.com/store/mipsyt...
www.bonfire.com/store/mipsyt...
Dear friends in the outbound marketing deoartment:
just writing some code and running ut is NOT AI.
You're welcome.
just writing some code and running ut is NOT AI.
You're welcome.
May 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Dear friends in the outbound marketing deoartment:
just writing some code and running ut is NOT AI.
You're welcome.
just writing some code and running ut is NOT AI.
You're welcome.
Reposted by Mark Tomlinson
Hey friends! I'm so stoked to be talking about the intersection of site speed, user experience, and business outcomes at WebExpo (@webexpo.bsky.social) in Prague later this month!
Use the promo code TAMMY25 to get a 15% discount on your pass.
Info + tickets: webexpo.net/prague2025/s...
Use the promo code TAMMY25 to get a 15% discount on your pass.
Info + tickets: webexpo.net/prague2025/s...
May 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey friends! I'm so stoked to be talking about the intersection of site speed, user experience, and business outcomes at WebExpo (@webexpo.bsky.social) in Prague later this month!
Use the promo code TAMMY25 to get a 15% discount on your pass.
Info + tickets: webexpo.net/prague2025/s...
Use the promo code TAMMY25 to get a 15% discount on your pass.
Info + tickets: webexpo.net/prague2025/s...
Spring is bloooming.
Let's go protest Trumpism!
Let's go protest Trumpism!
April 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spring is bloooming.
Let's go protest Trumpism!
Let's go protest Trumpism!
Ice. Heat. Anti-inflammatory analgesics. Wish me luck.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ice. Heat. Anti-inflammatory analgesics. Wish me luck.
OH: "How could the last 30 years of my expertise be wrong? You guys monitor the stuff and if something breaks you send us the logs. That's how we do it!"
a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "
ALT: a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
OH: "How could the last 30 years of my expertise be wrong? You guys monitor the stuff and if something breaks you send us the logs. That's how we do it!"
Just reflecting on the the fact that I have seen more videos from old white guys showing exactly how to handle law enforcement inquiry during a hypothetical traffic stop than I have ever seen advice about what to do if you, or someone your with, is being kidnapped by masked government agents.
March 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just reflecting on the the fact that I have seen more videos from old white guys showing exactly how to handle law enforcement inquiry during a hypothetical traffic stop than I have ever seen advice about what to do if you, or someone your with, is being kidnapped by masked government agents.
Yes, no technology is perfect. But don't blame the tools you use for your own irresponsible misuse of the technology.
#dontblamesignal
#dontblamesignal
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yes, no technology is perfect. But don't blame the tools you use for your own irresponsible misuse of the technology.
#dontblamesignal
#dontblamesignal
It seems like too little an effort to just post on @bsky.app that I'm really not okay with what's happening in our country, our community and the executive branch of the government.
So, I vote and I donate to @democracydocket.com -> www.democracydocket.com/support/
So, I vote and I donate to @democracydocket.com -> www.democracydocket.com/support/
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March 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It seems like too little an effort to just post on @bsky.app that I'm really not okay with what's happening in our country, our community and the executive branch of the government.
So, I vote and I donate to @democracydocket.com -> www.democracydocket.com/support/
So, I vote and I donate to @democracydocket.com -> www.democracydocket.com/support/
Oh, yes I've heard "I can build that in a weekend" so many times...especially unbelievable back when nobody had a Copilot/AI to help them code.
the fact that nobody says "I'll build my own java compiler" but plenty of people think they can build their own o11y that scales to their needs is something worth studying because both are of equal levels of complexity
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh, yes I've heard "I can build that in a weekend" so many times...especially unbelievable back when nobody had a Copilot/AI to help them code.
Reposted by Mark Tomlinson
Reposted by Mark Tomlinson
Oh hey, I'm joining the CNCF Observability TAG tomorrow at 9:30am PST to talk about all things o11y 2.0. Come, join us, bring all your questions and/or throwing peanuts, it's going to be fun! 📉🙌📈
Zoom info: tockify.com/cncf.public....
Previous eps: www.youtube.com/@cncftagobse...
Zoom info: tockify.com/cncf.public....
Previous eps: www.youtube.com/@cncftagobse...
CNCF TAG-Observability Meeting
Tue 18 Feb, 9:00 AM - 9:50 AM [PST]: https://zoom.us/j/91486841153?pwd=TmxaczdPWXNna1BISDhLOVY0VjFidz09 CNCF TAG-Observability is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting. Topic: TAG Observability Mee...
tockify.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh hey, I'm joining the CNCF Observability TAG tomorrow at 9:30am PST to talk about all things o11y 2.0. Come, join us, bring all your questions and/or throwing peanuts, it's going to be fun! 📉🙌📈
Zoom info: tockify.com/cncf.public....
Previous eps: www.youtube.com/@cncftagobse...
Zoom info: tockify.com/cncf.public....
Previous eps: www.youtube.com/@cncftagobse...
Celebrating my 10th @dynatrace.com #PERFORM with an amazing experience! 2 breakout sessions, Innovation Stage, Main Stage, Analyst and Press Briefings, Team Award, Guild Meetup with fantastic discussions with customers, community members, friends, colleagues, partners and the amazing DT teams!
February 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Celebrating my 10th @dynatrace.com #PERFORM with an amazing experience! 2 breakout sessions, Innovation Stage, Main Stage, Analyst and Press Briefings, Team Award, Guild Meetup with fantastic discussions with customers, community members, friends, colleagues, partners and the amazing DT teams!
How have they been planning this for years without so much as one person objecting to the plan, excusing themselves from the conclave and going to the authorities to prevent the forseen harms to ensue?
Anyone?
Anyone?
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How have they been planning this for years without so much as one person objecting to the plan, excusing themselves from the conclave and going to the authorities to prevent the forseen harms to ensue?
Anyone?
Anyone?
We could have had a whole different administration, with respect for all religions and non-religion. Instead we got this scary bullshit.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
February 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We could have had a whole different administration, with respect for all religions and non-religion. Instead we got this scary bullshit.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I had a convo with someone concerned about their personal internet traffic/ips being tracked and used against them by The First Ord...sorry, the justice dept.
I had two ideas for them:
- use a private VPN solution of any kind
- if you have networking at your home, purge logs often
Other tips?
I had two ideas for them:
- use a private VPN solution of any kind
- if you have networking at your home, purge logs often
Other tips?
February 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I had a convo with someone concerned about their personal internet traffic/ips being tracked and used against them by The First Ord...sorry, the justice dept.
I had two ideas for them:
- use a private VPN solution of any kind
- if you have networking at your home, purge logs often
Other tips?
I had two ideas for them:
- use a private VPN solution of any kind
- if you have networking at your home, purge logs often
Other tips?
There might be some livestreaming from #Perform2025 tomorrow @isitobservable.bsky.social @dynatrace.com
youtube.com/@isitobserva...
youtube.com/@isitobserva...
Is it Observable
Welcome to Is it Observable, your go-to channel for in-depth tutorials on observability.
I am a tech evangelist, performance specialist, and cloud-native advocate at Dynatrace Join me as we explore ...
youtube.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
There might be some livestreaming from #Perform2025 tomorrow @isitobservable.bsky.social @dynatrace.com
youtube.com/@isitobserva...
youtube.com/@isitobserva...
Oh no...what!?!? Amazing, annual pilgrimage to #Perform2025 with @dynatrace.com
February 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh no...what!?!? Amazing, annual pilgrimage to #Perform2025 with @dynatrace.com
"You may ask yourself: my god, what have I done!?"
February 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"You may ask yourself: my god, what have I done!?"
Reposted by Mark Tomlinson
Yo - it's happening again!!! @dynatrace.com Perform 2025 in Las Vegas! It's gonna be awesome - packed full of some amazing talks from really excellent #o11y visionaries! #Perform2025
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yo - it's happening again!!! @dynatrace.com Perform 2025 in Las Vegas! It's gonna be awesome - packed full of some amazing talks from really excellent #o11y visionaries! #Perform2025
I find that when I ask the dog if he "wants to go out" I then quickly think to ask: "but will you clean?"
#silo
#silo
a woman in a space suit and helmet is walking in the desert
ALT: a woman in a space suit and helmet is walking in the desert
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I find that when I ask the dog if he "wants to go out" I then quickly think to ask: "but will you clean?"
#silo
#silo