jordy last name
perforatededges.bsky.social
jordy last name
@perforatededges.bsky.social
having a ball, no longer 10 ft tall

she/they
i want your brain or i want your skin!
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
time to listen to bush tetra’s funky instrumental on a loop
September 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
every license plate says “lovely” or “fugly”
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
juicy couture chipper truck
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
32oz House
July 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
write a little note, boys!
July 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
cigarette gf, vape tricks bf
May 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
jimmy’s got a heart full of dirt
May 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
in the summer i wear my tube top and Eddie takes me to the drag strip
May 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
reliable like a klean kanteen steel pint
May 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
lovers on a boat on a shirt
May 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
working on a forced rhubarbed themed outfit
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
what game shall we play today?
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
last day of Sérgio Mendes + Brasil ‘66 March, tomorrow begins Sérgio Mendes and Brasil ‘77 April
March 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
flirting + showing, talking + shouting, pissing + scurrying
March 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
hate can’t drive a car
March 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Joan Armatrading is my Chappell Roan
March 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
2025 I’m getting dirk bikkembergs somehow
February 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Exercise: Stand with your legs hip width apart and push the balls of your feet to lift your feet off the floor. slowly lower your heels back to original position while viewing a lenticular image!
November 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I’m rich! I found an unopened satsuma Rambler seltzer under my bed!
November 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
this guy jimbo, he’s a dancing bimbo
November 26, 2024 at 11:23 PM
listening to music for boys, duh
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
i am full of contradictions (dressed like a pack of crayons, walking around with a scowl)
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
November 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me the xl creative grids stripology ruler
November 26, 2024 at 5:41 PM