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Tommy Scarpetta
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How does Fallon still have a show?
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Real talk. I am thankful for you guys. This is a fun community. We support. In some cases we break balls (which I’m my circle is a sign of love). We hold accountable. Healthy discourse. Several of you I can say I know ‘in person’. Many I hope to reach that status one day soon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This pretty good
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Wishing you all a happy Thanksgiving !

#JustSaying 👇🏻
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Why do my Costco loving parents buy the cheap TP?
a man in a blue sweater sits on a toilet
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November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I wish everyone was off today. But I also appreciate the convenience of some places being open.

If you do hit up that Starbucks or Dutch Bros or breakfast spot, tip a little extra if you can. They probably aren’t too fired up to be there this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@ntmellie.bsky.social unofficially clocking out with the family in south Jersey. Got
myself a mimosa with beer
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
@joebreslin.bsky.social hanging around Avalon the rest of the week
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Holiday travel is off to a fun start. I remembered I’m not really a fan of escalators. Then my bag of M&M’s fell apart all over the terminal
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November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Wear what you want on a flight. My beef is with the flip flop, toes out, crusty ass heels on the seat, shoes off feet all over the place people. They need to be on a no fly list.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@nowbacktome.bsky.social I don’t know what it is about weights that makes me want to yell random shit after I finish set. Set a personal best on the leg press at 225 IIRC.
a man playing bowling with the words who do u think you are behind him
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November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wine, pussy, travel
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This Eagles offense is Xenogears again defector.com/the-eagles-s...
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
TCU woman’s soccer is pretty fun right now, PK’s up next
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lola just chilling at Nonna’s after turning into a Roomba eating all of the fallen snacks
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My favorite podcast has returned!!
We’re back! This evening @samkellyproof.bsky.social, @andresbruc.bsky.social, English Dan, Chris and Santi B will be recording HOP547. Any questions for us?
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why did traffic get worse the past two weeks
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hill has a work dinner so it’s a solo pluckers date night for me
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sometimes you just need a sausage sando and fries
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Amon-Ra St. Brown did another Trump impression on the field tonight because he was really sucking out there
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM