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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 16h

Who gets to do the necropsy?

DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

The gear metal and I’m not sure what the solid is about. I’m going with Metal Gears Solid.

DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have a link to the article/video?

Bet it was cheaper than everything else we are throwing at the problem.

DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 6d

I’m reaching the end of my ‘pushing’ rope. I really pushed in the last Ontario election and still no one voted and we are back with a Ford government.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 6d

The problem is, and continues to be, we do not have a better option in Canada right now. I don’t see the Conservatives doing better. It’s so frustrating.

Not to mention, there needs to be Provincial and Municipal action.

It makes me want to shake the whole political class.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 6d

10% is better than the 0% we are addressing now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s a start. There needs to be much more.

(I am a proponent of socialized housing first to help the bottom first but, sadly, I’m not in charge.)

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 6d

Faster is in the long term more affordable. If there is enough housing for everyone, then prices go down. That is what they are trying to do.

(It’s still going to be too slow but it starts to solve some problems. )

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 12d

Audiobooks are also useful during the three hours of meal prep for Thanksgiving (yes, Americans, it is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend.)

We are having ours untraditionally tomorrow. My husband found a 23 pound turkey. I will be up very early tomorrow.

DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 13d

To be fair, if a war does come, they will be handy for cooking over open fires. And they will still be working in 100 years.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 13d

At ANY sign of infection (smell, pus, swelling), go to a doctor. You will need (at the very least) antibiotics.

IANAD, just a first aid weirdo who finds herself in weird situations all the time. I would, personally, go to urgent care immediately.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 13d

If you can’t get to the hospital, you can use butterfly bandages from the pharmacy.

If that’s not possible, put a non-stick dressing on it and push it together while someone ties a strip of cloth pretty tightly around it. Change the dressing at least once a day.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 13d

These so-called christians are missing that you have to say it in your heart not just with your words.

Because that’s how one is forgiven. And it means that, by definition, your actions will change.

It’s not that complex. Walk the walk.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 15d

At least they’re dry and clean? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 15d

First thing I did when I had just a little money was get a second set of sheets.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 17d

It is ‘all men.’ Even my wonderful husband, who wouldn’t even consider doing anything to any woman is resisting my ten year attempt to explain to him that some of his ‘buddies’ statistically has or will.

Me telling them that any of that makes them shitstains won’t work. It has to come from him.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 18d

I am loving this parliament right now. It’s messy and real.

VIVE LE CANADA! 🇨🇦

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 20d

Do it! Do it! Do it!

DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 21d

My son’s new teacher wrote me an email that said:

Your welcome.

Thinking of switching schools.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 21d

Conversations with my computer since then consist of:

“Did I ASK you to do that? Stop it. Stop it. Just do what I am telling you to do!”

Ad infinitem.

It’s getting worse.

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 21d

Amen.

It’s the new holocaust denial. Yeah, we might never find the thousands of graves but we have the words and the pain of those who survived. That is more than enough.

When did we stop having empathy for other people?

When did we stop wanting to do better?

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 23d

From the female perspective, all teams should wear black pants at all times.

🔥🪭

That said, the upper half is uninspiring.

DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 24d

I bring a bag of cat fur when I buy carpet. If it doesn’t blend in, it’s not for me.

(Yes, I do vacuum. One of them sheds their body weight each day.)

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 25d

I am disabled and Canadian.

If this shit starts coming up here, I’m getting myself one of those electric scooters just so I can be out there in the street defending my neighbours.

(I will be embarrassed that I am on one of the granny-mobiles but it’s worth it.)

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 25d

Somewhere in this country there is a 12 or 13 year old child who should be proud to have their words read in parliament. And this happens.

What kind of asshole talks over a middle schooler’s words?

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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 @perfectparanoia.bsky.social · 26d

It’s funny because my husband cannot cook (he does try but success is rare). However, he does like to eat. Therefore, the kitchen being exactly the way I want it is incredibly important to him.

He would be very upset to lose his cook, at the very least by living this way.

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