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Soirée

@peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social

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[18+, MDNI, NON-LEWD] Just as if reflected in the mirror Everything looks the same! So why, I wonder, do we see the world in such different ways? Why so? –I have no idea!

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 15d

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 8h

saw this dude at a party once

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 8h

[ She can't argue against that. ]

. . . yeah, damn.

how're the parties with that sort of cash?

* M⠒T⠒T @mtt.behind.camera · 9h

* You get merchandise and millions of dollars, so. I'd say so.

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 9h

i'm forklift certified dude
i get a license for that and i get to drive a cool forklift around

do you get a license for being a star?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 9h

[ this is her canon look in my mind
do you see it. my vision. ]

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 9h

i'm forklift certified dude
i get a license for that and i get to drive a cool forklift around

do you get a license for being a star?

* M⠒T⠒T @mtt.behind.camera · 9h

* I'm a STAR. And you aren't. BUTTTT

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 9h

yeah!! i work with other stuff too, but uh... mainly cars.

i work at the mechanic shop, i don't think i've...

ever seen you there, actually? maybe it's because i moved in pretty recently?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 17h

did the kid i was helping learn the trade remember to put the oil plug back i

FUCK

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 17h

what the fuck is this european plug doing in my shop
i don't have any european equipment

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 21h

happened to a guy i know

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 21h

[ YEAAAAAAAAAAA ]

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

eating salted crackers today and getting the crumbs all fucking over i don't care this isn't my couch

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

[ooc]

[ fnaf ambience ]

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

[ * One can almost hear a piston misfiring in her brain. Give her a second. ]

. . . To make sure I knew I was a monster?

I don't uh.

I don't know how I wouldn't know that.

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

[ooc]

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Oh!!! Yeah, I know that. I'm kind've...

[ She's gesturing to herself. ]

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

anyway i have a party to host so i'm gonna be doing

that

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

. . . Oh.

Yeah, I might've uh... I think I lost the plot somewhere.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda??? If they get hit hard enough, they can uh...

Explode. Kinda. It's not like dust, though? It's more like...

It's a lot grosser and wetter.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah!

. . . Sometimes. It depends, I guess.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

oh

[ Give her a minute. ]

Oooooooooooh.

. . . So are you gonna snag it with or without a body in it?

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

Ehehe...

. . . Hearses are actually really expensive to buy. I think I had to price one at fifty thousand once.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

customer brought this in, asking for an oil change

i said 'dude that's a fucking horse i can't do a oil change on that that has blood' and they said 'well the last mechanic did it just fine'

how? how? how? how? how? how? how? how? how?

Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 1d

horse

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 2d

customer stated engine seized

oil has not been changed since car was bought
upon questioning customer stated 'oil changes are a pyramid scheme'

towed the vehicle off the lot and not letting it be my fucking problem.

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Soirée @peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social · 2d

one fear has turned into two fear