Per Ahlberg
perahlberg.bsky.social
Per Ahlberg
@perahlberg.bsky.social

Palaeontologist at Uppsala University. Early vertebrate enthusiast. Moderately effective gardener. Views my own.πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±

Per Erik Ahlberg is a Swedish palaeontologist working with the earliest tetrapods. He took his Ph.D. in zoology at the University of Cambridge in 1989 under English palaeontologist Jenny Clack. He is currently professor at the Department of Organismal Biology, University of Uppsala. He has collaborated with Clack on a number of projects. .. more

Environmental science 27%
Chemistry 24%

Brown children for the most part. He probably views it as culling the surplus.

Don't knock it, that thing does 0 to 60 in three seconds when he lights the fuse.

Have you got pearlfish living up your bum? Well!? I think NOT!

I would give this a thousand upticks, but you will have to imagine the other 999.

Thanks! I had a brainwave when making the tree trunk: cocoa powder mixed in with the marzipan, but only slightly mixed so that swirly marbled patterns remained when I rolled it out.

Thank you! But really the ephemeral nature of the object is part of the joy of it: you make it, record it with a photo, and consume it. It has something of the same light frivolity of spirit as fireworks, or a piΓ±ata.

And here's one I made a few years ago, on the theme of the Twelve Days of Christmas carol, representing Day 1 when my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.

In accordance with British tradition, we ice and decorate it. Here's last year's version, decorated by our daughter Anna:

@janetahlberg.bsky.social and I made ours last month, so it will have time to mature before Christmas. Here it is under preparation:

I always mute him on the TV. Can’t bear that voice!

The right kind of Fox News!

The tech industry warning of a β€œdangerous precedent” is solid evidence that they have done the right thing. πŸ‘

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that sting.🎢

Totally. If there was ever a definitive portrayal of a character from literature, this is it.

Narrator: β€œWhen Brother Odo, a 15th century Cluniac monk from Brabant, reincarnated in late 20th century Britain, most of his past life was lost in the mists of forgetfulness. But not all of it; certain quirks and predilections survived, and would resurface in later years.”

Well, that’s a No then.

Mechaflipper

Feeding ONE American, it would seem. Maybe she thinks of it as an incremental approach.

Makes me think of this.
a man with long hair and a beard is looking at another man
Alt: Grima Wormtongue whispering to king Theoden.
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Also a very big part of Trump's appeal.

On a related point, these kinds of people always sneer at the concept of microaggressions, dismissing it as made up by sensitive snowflakes, but "it's just a joke!" is the archetypal microaggression: a precision dagger thrust envenomed with deniability.

Aaaand blocked.

"But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science."

- Winston Churchill, 1940

Only the timing was off.

Don’t you think he might be flammable due to high alcohol content? You don’t want a fireball in the crash test lab.

It’s fear that led them to blunder straight into the trap that now holds them fast.

I guess they thought some kind of β€œgentlemen’s agreement” of mutual non-aggression with Russia was possible. A disastrous misjudgment.

I love the way rodents basically have hands.

"Scientists say", eh?

And Shelley was a brilliant vocalist. Did you know that the stage set for their "Ozymandias" number, featuring two vast and trunkless legs of papier-machΓ©, is widely credited as the inspiration for the Spinal Tap "Stonehenge" gag?

Wasn't he the drummer / lyrics writer with turn-of-the-19th-century prog-rock band Lonely Cloud and the Daffodils?

Hungary?

Yeah, look, about that; I'm sorry I made you spill your pint.