I'm so convinced that my life could be significantly improved by a cat. I need a cat. Please please please the Cat Distribution System needs to hit me up. Cat.

My second typo that horrendously reconstructs the sentence

Crying why is most of my bluesky feet just Scribz's reposts

What do we even call posts here
The blues? Skydiving. A fly. Who out here flying right now. Can't wait to fly my new fanfic

I keep looking at my profile and the realization of how unserious I am is really starting to hit. Why is that my banner. Why is Shen Qingqiu smoking. My description says nothing about me.

Gee wiz, by golly miss molly, uh oh spaghetti-o, I sure hope Twitter won't REALLY get to the point where we all move.
But this happens like twice a year, so

Sethoscara