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Ken Ellman
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"Fuck the king" - George Washington, probably
Forgive yourself for the times you didn't know better.
My grandfather was considered evil in elementary school. He had a tendency to do things "of the devil" and his teachers would beat him mercilessly when he was caught. He grew up hiding what felt right to him, forever stifling who he was.

What was his sin?

Writing with his left hand.

#TrueStory
What works for one person will not necessarily work for all people.
@cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social Yo have you nailed down your Florida dates? Not that I want to subject anyone to Florida, especially right now, but I've got a gaggle of idiots who would love to see you if you do manage to hit Jacksonville/Orlando/Savannah area.
Chobani? More like Chobyebye.
There was, in fact, so jam on the (in)side @olafurw.com

My disappointment is immeasurable.
Fuck the motherfuckers.
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist

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Tim Minchin | "The Pope Song"
YouTube video by Musical Comedy
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Yank back the flag, ya damn Yank bastards!
I'll take an imperfect and short step forward over a giant leap backwards.
Imagine believing scientists, journalists, historians, scholars, and economists have devoted their lives to deceiving you while a reality star - proven in court to be a lying felon - is your beacon of truth and honesty.
“I am looking forward to the time when a soldier will emulate his brother of the National Guard of France and when, asked to fire on the people, who are fighting for their rights, will turn his rifle in the other direction.” -Victor Grayson
"How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio, proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their Maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood!"
Slide to the left
Witness perfection
Slide to the right
Nothing means anything

#TomCardy #TranscendentalChaCha