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Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️

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This profile is the main facet of my sparkling—yet slightly dull—personality. Pedantic podcaster, media monger, wood whacker, hip herpler, Zen weirdo. Compassion above all, but sufferer of ZERO BS...

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Cathey🎃🌎🗽☮️❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 💙 💛 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 @cleverhandlebars.bsky.social · Jul 10

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Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Jul 5

...and you can easily see right through the print, and the material! Oh, and it feels like you're wearing something made out of trash-bin bags...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Jul 5

Don't order! As others have said, these sellers steal great art and print it on absolutely abysmally gear, and with horrible technique. It's super-light DTG ("Direct-To-Garment") printing, but it's all done on tissue-paper-thin white material (order a green shirt? It's a white shirt sprayed green!)

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Jul 5

“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."

— Abraham Lincoln

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Jun 7

It’s a “dino bone” (aka: “beef back rib”) kinda Saturday…

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Jun 7

All the devils are *here*...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 30

Get good at noticing, admitting, and saying aloud when you're wrong.

It makes life a %<~k-load easier...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 29

"You down with OPP?" now means "Is your sciatica laying you out again?" because "OPP" stands for "Old People Problems"... #GEN-X

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 22

Agreed. I'm not saying to be unilaterally docile and nice. I'm saying that maybe a constant stream of snark and vitrol might not be as productive in the greater cultural conversation as one might think. Then again, social media is not a conversation, but a broadcast, so I should probably STFU...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 22

So yesterday they started with fat-shaming, then switced over to mental health and disability, all to stick it to the red hats.

Unfollowed. If you can't make your argument without ad hominems, you have really weak rhetorical skills...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 22

Yeah. It's easy to go down that road again (and again) and feel oh so superior, but I just feel strongly that we need to stay above that. Even when Rome is burning, rhetoric matters...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 22

I get you, but fat-shaming is still pretty sh!tty. There are better ways to make your argument, and even better ways at both irony and satire. Maybe stay above this...

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Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 21

RIP Norm...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 16

JustEgg (the vegan plant-based egg substitute) makes folded egg patties as well, and they're shockingly good. They're also about twice as expensive as the amount of actual eggs that you'd replace...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · May 4

Feeling pleased and justified to seeing one of my favorite YouTube woodworkers dismissing his most recent notification on his watch with his nose, like I do...

#foureyesfurniture #onenosefurniture

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 22

Truth in advertising...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 22

This warms my old cockles.

Wait, can I say that anymore? I didn't mean for it to come out all creepy...

See how a Michigan town moved 9,100 books one by one to their new home

Residents of a small Michigan community stood side by side to help a local bookstore move 9,100 books — one by one — from its former site to a new location about a block away.

apnews.com

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 20

Yeah, I'm with those who think they do. I think of the first phrases that come to mind, and they're "thoughtless dick," and "mean prick," so for me, the former is mostly selfish, and the latter is mean-spirited. 🤷‍♂️

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 20

And then, BANG!

#PDXLIFE #PNW

A front yard with the view running right against the house, with verdant green plants, and fuchsia, violet, pink, and white flowers exploding out of the shrubbery.

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 19

Descensus Christi ad Inferos...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 18

Good Friday. This day used to mean a lot to me. Interestingly, it still does in its own way. It's the day that reminds me that the "god of Abraham" is totally willing to throw the one guy willing to walk his talk right the phuq under the bus.

Oh, and I ain't talkin' about Jesse...

#TeamJudas

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TOXIC POSITIVITY @toxic-positivity.bsky.social · Apr 18

Thank the gods somebody came up with this thing...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 17

Meanwhile, up on Cripple Creek...

Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️ @pdxasm.bsky.social · Apr 17

Allegedly, supposedly, (assuredly? 🤔)