Ludwig
@paulludwig.bsky.social
Breadstick Ambassador. Dipping Sauce Historian.
I know it's just dopamine*, but it feels so real to me
*shoveling two slices of corn bread into my mouth
*shoveling two slices of corn bread into my mouth
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I know it's just dopamine*, but it feels so real to me
*shoveling two slices of corn bread into my mouth
*shoveling two slices of corn bread into my mouth
Alexa, do 10 sit-ups for me.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Alexa, do 10 sit-ups for me.
I don't care WHO you are, if I walk past your house and your cat is sitting in the window I WILL stop and talk to it, don't try me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don't care WHO you are, if I walk past your house and your cat is sitting in the window I WILL stop and talk to it, don't try me.
Once I figure out how to get more than 6 hours of sleep it's over for you bitches.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Once I figure out how to get more than 6 hours of sleep it's over for you bitches.
Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today has big 'sit down in the shower' energy.
Just ran my 1900th gay mile of the year!
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just ran my 1900th gay mile of the year!
Checking to see if Dr. Luke produced this new Katy song before bopping to it
a cat is peeking out from behind a wooden door
ALT: a cat is peeking out from behind a wooden door
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November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Checking to see if Dr. Luke produced this new Katy song before bopping to it
I don't like the person I become when I'm tracking a package.
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't like the person I become when I'm tracking a package.
In honor of last night's election results, I'm gonna be gay on my run this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In honor of last night's election results, I'm gonna be gay on my run this morning.
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it…Oh wait, that's a bottle of whiskey, but whatever
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it…Oh wait, that's a bottle of whiskey, but whatever
I'm in my 'eat your entire recommended daily calorie intake at breakfast' era.
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm in my 'eat your entire recommended daily calorie intake at breakfast' era.
Glad I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike some people I know.
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Glad I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike some people I know.
Look, if listening to All I Want For Christmas Is You starting today brings you joy in these confusing and difficult times, you go right ahead. FIND YOUR PEACE AND HAPPINESS, FRIENDS!
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Look, if listening to All I Want For Christmas Is You starting today brings you joy in these confusing and difficult times, you go right ahead. FIND YOUR PEACE AND HAPPINESS, FRIENDS!
Unfortunately, my Sexy Mitch McConnell costume didn't arrive in time.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Unfortunately, my Sexy Mitch McConnell costume didn't arrive in time.
Slapping a band-aid on my shoulder and dressing up as a flu shot recipient.
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Slapping a band-aid on my shoulder and dressing up as a flu shot recipient.
Yes, I have an entire section of the closet that's just random items I might need one day for a theme party or halloween costume, and no, I haven't worn any of it for over a decade BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yes, I have an entire section of the closet that's just random items I might need one day for a theme party or halloween costume, and no, I haven't worn any of it for over a decade BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
I really hope these 18 bags of Reese's peanut butter cups are going to be enough for the zero trick-or-treaters I get.
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I really hope these 18 bags of Reese's peanut butter cups are going to be enough for the zero trick-or-treaters I get.
Might run for Congress just so I can get 52 weeks of vacation per year.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Might run for Congress just so I can get 52 weeks of vacation per year.
Mission Accomplished, y'all!
Marathon #29 ✔️
Marathon #29 ✔️
October 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Mission Accomplished, y'all!
Marathon #29 ✔️
Marathon #29 ✔️
*drinks an afternoon cup of coffee
*still nods off 5 minutes later
*still nods off 5 minutes later
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
*drinks an afternoon cup of coffee
*still nods off 5 minutes later
*still nods off 5 minutes later
I don't stop pouring until there's a little syrup on every square of the waffle.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don't stop pouring until there's a little syrup on every square of the waffle.
I'm dressing up as mentally exhausted for Halloween this year.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm dressing up as mentally exhausted for Halloween this year.
Ordered a coffee and breakfast sandwich. Walked out without the sandwich.
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ordered a coffee and breakfast sandwich. Walked out without the sandwich.
Just ran my 1800th gay mile of the year!
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just ran my 1800th gay mile of the year!
Someone put an 8am meeting on my calendar and now I won't have time to stop for coffee
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Someone put an 8am meeting on my calendar and now I won't have time to stop for coffee