My wife wanted to bring up our children in Denmark, close to her parents. I wanted to bring them up in Australia, close to my parents.
So as adults, we comprised.

We've lived in Denmark for 10 years.

My wife hates my tattoos.

In my defense, she's a heavy sleeper, and I need to practice on somebody 🤷🏼‍♂️

You can only create a new career with a child born in 1999 or later on FC24.
They're 6 years old why are they playing football professionally?!?!?

Min kæreste sagde at jeg ikke skulle lytte til for meget Suspekt, fordi de havde seksistiske sangtekster, og et dårlige kvindesyn, men 10 år senere lytter jeg stadig til Suspekt, og det har faktisk slet ikke ændret mit syn på Danske kællinger

My dad used to say he was playing golf but go out cheating on my mum.

Sad story, but at least it was one under pa

My dad told me to stop quoting Lukas Graham lyrics all the time.

But Mumma said that it was ok