Paul Hallasy
@paulhallasy.bsky.social
New York City-based comedian, writer, actor and singer. Performs regularly in New York City, at clubs and colleges across the U.S. & around the world. www.paulhallasy.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u... #KristiNoem LIED about immigrants with no criminal records and US citizens being caught up in enforcement actions AND about the Biden administration approving the asylum application of the Afghan national charged with shooting two National Guard members in Washington.
Noem Faces Questions From House Panel Amid Immigration Crackdown
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December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u... #KristiNoem LIED about immigrants with no criminal records and US citizens being caught up in enforcement actions AND about the Biden administration approving the asylum application of the Afghan national charged with shooting two National Guard members in Washington.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u... “The lack of a removal order meant that the government had been holding Mr. Abrego Garcia without legal authority.” Abrego Garcia should sue the shit out of the entire Trump administration: Trump, Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller and Tom Homan. #AbregoGarcia
Abrego Garcia Is Released From ICE Detention After Judge’s Order
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December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u... “The lack of a removal order meant that the government had been holding Mr. Abrego Garcia without legal authority.” Abrego Garcia should sue the shit out of the entire Trump administration: Trump, Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller and Tom Homan. #AbregoGarcia
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u... Senate Republicans to America: “Drop dead.” #AffordableCareAct
Senate Deadlocks on Health Care, Leaving Subsidies to Expire
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December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/u... Senate Republicans to America: “Drop dead.” #AffordableCareAct
TOMORROW!!! Give the gift of laughter! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
TOMORROW!!! Give the gift of laughter! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/b... “Affinity Partners, the private equity firm founded by Mr. Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, was lined up as an investor to back the offer… and sovereign wealth firms from the Middle East, including Saudi Arabia’s Public #Paramount #WarnerBrosDiscovery #Netflix
Paramount Makes Hostile Bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
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December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/b... “Affinity Partners, the private equity firm founded by Mr. Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, was lined up as an investor to back the offer… and sovereign wealth firms from the Middle East, including Saudi Arabia’s Public #Paramount #WarnerBrosDiscovery #Netflix
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u... You know what’s “just a dried husk of whatever people used to think it was”? THE SUPREME COURT!!! #SupremeCourt
Justices Seem Ready to Give Trump More Power to Fire Independent Government Officials
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December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u... You know what’s “just a dried husk of whatever people used to think it was”? THE SUPREME COURT!!! #SupremeCourt
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12... JFC!!! Fuck this Supreme Court!!! #SupremeCourt
Live Updates: Supreme Court Appears Poised to Expand Presidential Power
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December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12... JFC!!! Fuck this Supreme Court!!! #SupremeCourt
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... “‘The real problem. Here is the dubious and legally overdraw assertion that the United States is justified and using wartime authority against the criminal problem.’ #TrumpBoatStrikes
Second Strike Scrutiny Obscures Larger Question About Trump’s Boat Attacks
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December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... “‘The real problem. Here is the dubious and legally overdraw assertion that the United States is justified and using wartime authority against the criminal problem.’ #TrumpBoatStrikes
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... “He has methodically laid the groundwork to overhaul American vaccine policy, following a blueprint he laid out in books, speeches and podcast appearances during his years as the leader of a movement attacking the system he now oversees. #RFKJr
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
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December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... “He has methodically laid the groundwork to overhaul American vaccine policy, following a blueprint he laid out in books, speeches and podcast appearances during his years as the leader of a movement attacking the system he now oversees. #RFKJr
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h... “‘We can no longer trust federal health authorities when it comes to vaccines..’”
“If the proposal passed, ‘we will see more children and adolescence, and adults infected with hepatitis B.’”
“‘This is unconscionable.’”
#RFKJr
“If the proposal passed, ‘we will see more children and adolescence, and adults infected with hepatitis B.’”
“‘This is unconscionable.’”
#RFKJr
Panel Votes to Stop Recommending Hepatitis B Shots at Birth for Most Newborns
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December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h... “‘We can no longer trust federal health authorities when it comes to vaccines..’”
“If the proposal passed, ‘we will see more children and adolescence, and adults infected with hepatitis B.’”
“‘This is unconscionable.’”
#RFKJr
“If the proposal passed, ‘we will see more children and adolescence, and adults infected with hepatitis B.’”
“‘This is unconscionable.’”
#RFKJr
Hegseth put American troops in danger and says he was “exonerated.” Hegseth commits a war crime and says it was totally legal. #PeteHegseth
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hegseth put American troops in danger and says he was “exonerated.” Hegseth commits a war crime and says it was totally legal. #PeteHegseth
Dan Bongino admits he was paid to lie. #DanBongino
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dan Bongino admits he was paid to lie. #DanBongino
FIFA (Felonious Insignificant Fucking Asshole) Peace Prize #FIFAPeacePrize
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
FIFA (Felonious Insignificant Fucking Asshole) Peace Prize #FIFAPeacePrize
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... If the Supreme Court is just going to be a rubber stamp for Trump’s policies, they should disband. They no longer serve any purpose. #SupremeCourt
Supreme Court Clears the Way for Republican-Friendly Texas Voting Maps
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December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... If the Supreme Court is just going to be a rubber stamp for Trump’s policies, they should disband. They no longer serve any purpose. #SupremeCourt
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... “‘You have two individuals in clear distress without any means of locomotion with a destroyed vessel who were killed by the United States.’” #HegsethWarCrime
An Explosion, Then Survivors: Military Officers Show Lawmakers Video of Sept. 2 Boat Attack
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December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u... “‘You have two individuals in clear distress without any means of locomotion with a destroyed vessel who were killed by the United States.’” #HegsethWarCrime
In ONE WEEK, give the gift of laughter! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In ONE WEEK, give the gift of laughter! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n... A “massacre.” #TrumpImmigration
Trump Administration Fires 8 Immigration Judges in New York
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December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n... A “massacre.” #TrumpImmigration
So Trump and Hegseth appear to be throwing this admiral under the bus (under the boat?) even though they bear ultimate responsibility. #HegsethWarCrime
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So Trump and Hegseth appear to be throwing this admiral under the bus (under the boat?) even though they bear ultimate responsibility. #HegsethWarCrime
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/u... “‘Members of the Armed Forces must refuse to comply with clearly illegal orders to commit law of war violations,’ the Pentagon’s law of war manual says, adding, ‘For example, orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal.’ #HegsethWarCrime
Hegseth Ordered a Lethal Attack but Not the Killing of Survivors, Officials Say
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December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/u... “‘Members of the Armed Forces must refuse to comply with clearly illegal orders to commit law of war violations,’ the Pentagon’s law of war manual says, adding, ‘For example, orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal.’ #HegsethWarCrime
Today is World AIDS Day. Trump doesn’t want you to know that. #WorldAIDSDay
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today is World AIDS Day. Trump doesn’t want you to know that. #WorldAIDSDay
Pete Hegseth violated the law. #HegsethWarCrime
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Pete Hegseth violated the law. #HegsethWarCrime