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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 40m

This is the kind of stuff that people should have known they were getting from Donald. The first time around should have been a clue.

Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 1h

Bribe or extortion payment?

Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 1h

To maintain ritualistic human sacrifices?

How the hell did he find out? Who leaked that information?

Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 2h

Drugs by the sea they also call it.

Is he Ice-T's character from Law and Order?

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 3h

Everyone will still be able to go. It's on its way to becoming The Trump White House Hotel & Casino. You just need to book a room. I imagine the rooms will be pricey.

They're not builing a ballroom. They're building a room of blackjack tables and slot machines.

You're thinking "Yeah, he'd do that"

Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 3h

Murder campaign. It's a murder campaign.

If he was on an anti-drug campaign he'd be championing treatment programs, support programs for homeless addicts, and so on. He seems openly hostile to that sort of thing, however

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h

Mt. Rushmore. Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Eric Trump, and Barron Trump.

Ivanka will also be added, but below Donald so that he's on top.

Tiffany Trump gets the gift shop named after her.

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h

The White House was an attractive and recognizable seat of governmental power, now it'll be White House Las Vegas.

Wait. Is it going to be a ballroom or is it going to be a casino? Biff Tannen's Pleasure Palace made real!

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h

What he did is absolutely wrong, but if I had the chance to have chicken tenders and fries at the White House, I'd take it.

But not under Trump. It would be $30 for a couple frozen tenders and a few fries.

Also, I'm not going anywhere near the US while he's still around, maybe even well after

Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h

That sounds like a threat.

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 8h

Reimbursement?

Donald didn't loan them money, or pay for things on their behalf.

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 10h

It's a metaphor of what he's doing to the country, the world, young girls...

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 12h

I will not buy this record, it is scratched

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 12h

Maybe she used ChatGPT?

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 21h

Impossible. The president promised it wouldn't happen. That would mean Donald Trump lied.

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 22h

Is this where we use "Good luck with that, Mike Pillow"?

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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 23h

If your smart bed has been upright for more than 4 hours...

Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca · 23h

You'd think Bluesky would do a better job of supporting If This Then That.

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