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Patrick
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Need to get followers somehow 🤷🏼‍♂️
“Need wood? We’ve got it!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Regardless of your sexuality, everyone who watches Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley in the movie Bedazzled is a little bisexual by the end 🤤
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reposted by Patrick
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Today has kinda sucked, but I’m making myself a spicy vodka sauce for dinner, so at least that’s something to look forward to! 👨🏻‍🍳
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November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No Shave November, but with my body hair
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November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s my favorite day of the year!

Happy NYC Marathon!! 🏃‍♂️🎉🍻
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So Bert & Ernie WERE more than roommates?! 😏

Happy Halloween!
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Alan Carr could get it.
(I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My mom just sent me a post about “financial advice for young adults”… when I’m literally a Financial Planner.

Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
October 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love how perky my booty feels after leg day 😊
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
Hinga Dinga Durgen
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October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Decided to channel some retail therapy into buying something nice for my fiancé since I’ve been grumpy lately, and he puts up with me 🤗
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeah, sure, Taylor’s new album is good. Let’s remember what today is actually about!
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
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October 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Upped my weights today, and now I can’t move 🫠
September 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This seemed like a logical next step 🤷🏼‍♂️
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I just uttered my first ever unironic “Yass Queen!” at the Dua Lipa concert, and idk where to go from here? 🙃
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Happy Wine Wednesday, y’all!
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September 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey, it’s my birthday! Gonna celebrate by getting drunk in a speedo 🤗
September 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m a man of many talents 💁🏼‍♂️
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Haircut Day: Suit Edition
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gay ingenuity is taking a hit of poppers to lower your blood pressure after a stressful day at work
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September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My most OCD tendency is that I like to match my underwear to my shirt 🙃
September 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Forgot today was Thursday, and not Wednesday. We love a short week! 😁
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September 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I want to become someone who posts Instagram stories more often, but I’m afraid of people judging me 🥺
September 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM