Pinned
“Need wood? We’ve got it!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Need wood? We’ve got it!”
Regardless of your sexuality, everyone who watches Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley in the movie Bedazzled is a little bisexual by the end 🤤
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Regardless of your sexuality, everyone who watches Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley in the movie Bedazzled is a little bisexual by the end 🤤
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November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Today has kinda sucked, but I’m making myself a spicy vodka sauce for dinner, so at least that’s something to look forward to! 👨🏻🍳
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November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Today has kinda sucked, but I’m making myself a spicy vodka sauce for dinner, so at least that’s something to look forward to! 👨🏻🍳
No Shave November, but with my body hair
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November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
No Shave November, but with my body hair
It’s my favorite day of the year!
Happy NYC Marathon!! 🏃♂️🎉🍻
Happy NYC Marathon!! 🏃♂️🎉🍻
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It’s my favorite day of the year!
Happy NYC Marathon!! 🏃♂️🎉🍻
Happy NYC Marathon!! 🏃♂️🎉🍻
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Alan Carr could get it.
(I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
(I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Alan Carr could get it.
(I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
(I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
My mom just sent me a post about “financial advice for young adults”… when I’m literally a Financial Planner.
Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
October 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My mom just sent me a post about “financial advice for young adults”… when I’m literally a Financial Planner.
Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
I love how perky my booty feels after leg day 😊
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I love how perky my booty feels after leg day 😊
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
Hinga Dinga Durgen
Hinga Dinga Durgen
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October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
Hinga Dinga Durgen
Hinga Dinga Durgen
Decided to channel some retail therapy into buying something nice for my fiancé since I’ve been grumpy lately, and he puts up with me 🤗
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Decided to channel some retail therapy into buying something nice for my fiancé since I’ve been grumpy lately, and he puts up with me 🤗
Yeah, sure, Taylor’s new album is good. Let’s remember what today is actually about!
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
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October 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Yeah, sure, Taylor’s new album is good. Let’s remember what today is actually about!
Upped my weights today, and now I can’t move 🫠
September 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Upped my weights today, and now I can’t move 🫠
This seemed like a logical next step 🤷🏼♂️
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This seemed like a logical next step 🤷🏼♂️
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight.
I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
I just uttered my first ever unironic “Yass Queen!” at the Dua Lipa concert, and idk where to go from here? 🙃
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just uttered my first ever unironic “Yass Queen!” at the Dua Lipa concert, and idk where to go from here? 🙃
Happy Wine Wednesday, y’all!
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September 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Happy Wine Wednesday, y’all!
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Hey, it’s my birthday! Gonna celebrate by getting drunk in a speedo 🤗
September 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey, it’s my birthday! Gonna celebrate by getting drunk in a speedo 🤗
I’m a man of many talents 💁🏼♂️
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m a man of many talents 💁🏼♂️
Haircut Day: Suit Edition
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Haircut Day: Suit Edition
Gay ingenuity is taking a hit of poppers to lower your blood pressure after a stressful day at work
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September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gay ingenuity is taking a hit of poppers to lower your blood pressure after a stressful day at work
My most OCD tendency is that I like to match my underwear to my shirt 🙃
September 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My most OCD tendency is that I like to match my underwear to my shirt 🙃
Forgot today was Thursday, and not Wednesday. We love a short week! 😁
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September 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Forgot today was Thursday, and not Wednesday. We love a short week! 😁
I want to become someone who posts Instagram stories more often, but I’m afraid of people judging me 🥺
September 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I want to become someone who posts Instagram stories more often, but I’m afraid of people judging me 🥺