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I am not here to receive attention I am here because I’m crazy and NEED to post
Some of the wild areas are too small so you kinda get ganged on as soon as you’re spotted :(
Being a silent type used to be a perfectly valid type of guy to be, 50 or 60 years ago you could do that. Now every day they make me talk, say things. Fucked up
We got a shipment of the tackiest bullshit imaginable and my boss had to pull a few of us aside and tell us not to tell people what we really think about them
Im tired of catching eevees im tired of these fuck ass gen 1s
Ive never cared about not all 1000 dudes being in every game but i will say I would have liked a little more variety between this dex and the last one
Hey fuck you whoever made venusaurs mega stone not available for purchase! Rude!
I will say it plays and runs miles better than the last few entries, even on switch 1. I don’t love the new battle system, miss abilities a lot
For the umpteenth time in a row it feels like the devs are being held hostage by pikachu, like sorry about tembo or whatever now can you lock in please
If they don’t wanna give the characters voices for some stupid reason then you have to add simlish or something bro
Me and the gentleman are here to fuck bitches and acquire riches
Pokemons only 4 gigs lol, western devs stay mogged
I can only be delusional for 30 minutes at a time before the worms hurt my brain too much
Realizing I don’t need to be loved because Pokemon pizza is out tomorrow
Ever feel like you’ve already made all the meaningful connections of your life and its all pointless?
I need to watch more Harry dean Stanton movies
A movie using a song I don’t like is a full star deduction
Man I used to do drug drugs and now i have 3 beers and my arms hurt all night this shit sucks
Out of my many foibles the worst is probably being soft-spoken
My red eye orb stay quivering
Gonna scream it fucking happened again
Okay this was bullshit >:( they made me refight him
Dinner with the homies