not treason weasels
@patriotweasel.bsky.social
we are not traitors
we are weasels
do not conflate us with losers
we are weasels
do not conflate us with losers
Pinned
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we protest using the name weasel
as a slur
we are simply weasels
we are not traitors
well except maureen
but she watches 🦊 news
as a slur
we are simply weasels
we are not traitors
well except maureen
but she watches 🦊 news
hey
no one told us about the cartoon to wasteland desert pipeline
we want a vote
no one told us about the cartoon to wasteland desert pipeline
we want a vote
no sorry you’re right this technology is absolutely worth depleting our water supply
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
hey
no one told us about the cartoon to wasteland desert pipeline
we want a vote
no one told us about the cartoon to wasteland desert pipeline
we want a vote
what
you do not think us weasels have moves
we have moves
we have
all
the
moves
you do not think us weasels have moves
we have moves
we have
all
the
moves
mr mamdani is magic
he made the leader of hate
into a fizzy giddy fan
mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters
hypnotizing all who watch
he made the leader of hate
into a fizzy giddy fan
mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters
hypnotizing all who watch
Weasel War Dance
YouTube video by Sonya Sokolov
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
what
you do not think us weasels have moves
we have moves
we have
all
the
moves
you do not think us weasels have moves
we have moves
we have
all
the
moves
mr mamdani is magic
he made the leader of hate
into a fizzy giddy fan
mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters
hypnotizing all who watch
he made the leader of hate
into a fizzy giddy fan
mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters
hypnotizing all who watch
Weasel War Dance
YouTube video by Sonya Sokolov
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
mr mamdani is magic
he made the leader of hate
into a fizzy giddy fan
mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters
hypnotizing all who watch
he made the leader of hate
into a fizzy giddy fan
mr mamdani must have learned at the feet of the masters
hypnotizing all who watch
this is edna
she is a delight
we all emulate the scamper
she is a delight
we all emulate the scamper
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
this is edna
she is a delight
we all emulate the scamper
she is a delight
we all emulate the scamper
weasel poetry
is welcome in such times
is welcome in such times
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
weasel poetry
is welcome in such times
is welcome in such times
long long years of blame
for hominid crises
pete needs a minute to collect himself
for hominid crises
pete needs a minute to collect himself
pete is napping
the stress of the hardon hadron collider has been stressful
the stress of the hardon hadron collider has been stressful
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November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
long long years of blame
for hominid crises
pete needs a minute to collect himself
for hominid crises
pete needs a minute to collect himself
madam
we cannot keep apologizing
for pete eating the collider thing
please dissolve our responsibility
and pass it back to mr bad hunter fellow
footnote
not a rodent
we cannot keep apologizing
for pete eating the collider thing
please dissolve our responsibility
and pass it back to mr bad hunter fellow
footnote
not a rodent
Yes! That damn rodent shifted us to the wrong timeline. Theory is Cheney’s death knocked us back.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
madam
we cannot keep apologizing
for pete eating the collider thing
please dissolve our responsibility
and pass it back to mr bad hunter fellow
footnote
not a rodent
we cannot keep apologizing
for pete eating the collider thing
please dissolve our responsibility
and pass it back to mr bad hunter fellow
footnote
not a rodent
the honey badger represents
the weasel family in such matters
the weasel family in such matters
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the honey badger represents
the weasel family in such matters
the weasel family in such matters
you mistake a pause in losers
with a lack of weasels
you would be bereft without the weasels
with a lack of weasels
you would be bereft without the weasels
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
you mistake a pause in losers
with a lack of weasels
you would be bereft without the weasels
with a lack of weasels
you would be bereft without the weasels
look
pete was having a bad day
don t make him feel worse
we all make mistakes
pete was having a bad day
don t make him feel worse
we all make mistakes
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
look
pete was having a bad day
don t make him feel worse
we all make mistakes
pete was having a bad day
don t make him feel worse
we all make mistakes
you sure did participate
excellent work hominids
excellent work hominids
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
you sure did participate
excellent work hominids
excellent work hominids
Reposted by not treason weasels
weasel update
still not treasonous
still not treasonous
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October 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
weasel update
still not treasonous
still not treasonous
uh oh
food and drug hominid is very angry
food and drug hominid is very angry
As promised and I don’t even know where to start with this shit! I guess with how I was going to talk about today anyways.
As everyone freaks the fuck out over snap and rightfully so, there is a very rare fed action taking place today across the Gov.
As everyone freaks the fuck out over snap and rightfully so, there is a very rare fed action taking place today across the Gov.
Good morning ppl! It’s day 30 of the GOP shitdown and the fucking Dems were played! You fuckers need to hold the line more than ever now! I have a lot
To say later.
To say later.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
uh oh
food and drug hominid is very angry
food and drug hominid is very angry
weasel update
still not treasonous
still not treasonous
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October 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
weasel update
still not treasonous
still not treasonous
on behalf of all mustelidae
we hope that
you defend your people house
the white one
though it looks more like russian red now
we hope that
you defend your people house
the white one
though it looks more like russian red now
on behalf of all mustelidae
we thank you
we thank you
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October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
on behalf of all mustelidae
we hope that
you defend your people house
the white one
though it looks more like russian red now
we hope that
you defend your people house
the white one
though it looks more like russian red now
a company took the contract
to destroy your historical people house
you should tell them what you think
about that
aceco llc
301 588 0707
to destroy your historical people house
you should tell them what you think
about that
aceco llc
301 588 0707
Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
a company took the contract
to destroy your historical people house
you should tell them what you think
about that
aceco llc
301 588 0707
to destroy your historical people house
you should tell them what you think
about that
aceco llc
301 588 0707
Reposted by not treason weasels
it seems you hominids
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
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October 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
it seems you hominids
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
it seems you hominids
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
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October 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
it seems you hominids
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
brought the joy yesterday
bravo
no kings
we are an army
of frogs
when the time demands
🐸🐸🐸
of frogs
when the time demands
🐸🐸🐸
GUESS WHAT?!
A group of FROGS is called …
Wait for it …
…
An ARMY! 😎
A group of FROGS is called …
Wait for it …
…
An ARMY! 😎
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
we are an army
of frogs
when the time demands
🐸🐸🐸
of frogs
when the time demands
🐸🐸🐸
Reposted by not treason weasels
did you know
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
you be safe out there
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
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October 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
did you know
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
hello
please enjoy this blocklist
of actual traitors
coming to monitor you before
no kings day
please enjoy this blocklist
of actual traitors
coming to monitor you before
no kings day
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
hello
please enjoy this blocklist
of actual traitors
coming to monitor you before
no kings day
please enjoy this blocklist
of actual traitors
coming to monitor you before
no kings day
did you know
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
you be safe out there
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
a group of meerkats standing in the dirt looking at something
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media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
did you know
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
a group of weasels is known as
a boogle or
a confusion
stay safe in your huge hominid
boogle or confusion
tomorrow
no kings
you be safe out there
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
a group of meerkats standing in the dirt looking at something
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October 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
you be safe out there
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
yours in solidarity
patriot weasels
and meerkats
Reposted by not treason weasels
we are naked all the time
what is the big deal
with mammary glands
and genitals
be free
scamper
frolic
eat small bugs
nap
what is the big deal
with mammary glands
and genitals
be free
scamper
frolic
eat small bugs
nap
U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
www.oregonlive.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
we are naked all the time
what is the big deal
with mammary glands
and genitals
be free
scamper
frolic
eat small bugs
nap
what is the big deal
with mammary glands
and genitals
be free
scamper
frolic
eat small bugs
nap