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patrigue.bsky.social
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@patrigue.bsky.social
670 followers 970 following 480 posts
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Furry smut writer/commissioner that especially enjoys all sorts of nudity. If that's your thing, check out my stories and commissions! Minors DNI!

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mickeytheretriever.bsky.social
Nude version
For @foffpharmd.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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zachseligson.bsky.social
I was given ms paint doodles to do both of these commissions. You don't need ANY drawing experience to convey a concept to an artist who is willing to work with you. Stick figures and crude doodles are awesome. Just communicate.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
patrigue.bsky.social
So I finally watched Zootopia 2. I realize this might be a controversial opinion, but without going into spoilers, I just wanna say:
An edit of the “This is brilliant, but I like this” meme with an image of Pawbert Linxley from Zootopia 2 posted on top of the “this is brilliant” car and an image of Gary De’Snake from Zootopia 2 posted on top of the “but I like this” car.
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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punkpega.bsky.social
The blacklight reveals all, not that there was much to hide. 👀
Commission for @lloxie.bsky.social
#furryart #nsfw #pegaart
Lloxie, a phase fox, and Wysq, an otter, posing next to a stripper pole at a rave. Both are nude, erect, and covered in body paint with various wholesome writings. They're looking right at the viewer, caught ya peeking. patreon.com/punkpega
June 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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punkpega.bsky.social
One of my contributions to the art book, 25 Embarrassing Nude Situations to End Up In! We even got a nice write up by @stokerbramwell.bsky.social for each of the artworks featured!
The book still available btw, if you wanna get one for yourself!: frist44.itch.io/25-situations
May 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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ulala-ko.bsky.social
Swimming
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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loimu.bsky.social
The pantie meme, Tribal Loimu style~ 🦌
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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dimwitdog.bsky.social
🌈

#furryart #NSFW
subscribestar.adult/dimwitdog
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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gnowolfstyx.bsky.social
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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enfman.bsky.social
Bucky & Olive going on an X-rayted adventure 🦦👀
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
patrigue.bsky.social
Just noticed my Follower count is my Following count backwards
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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coughytoffee.bsky.social
Remember to drink responsibly... somebody call them an Uber ú_ù

Part 2/2 for @rosetintedsea.bsky.social >3<💕
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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s1bi.bsky.social
Sooo I tried self-bondage for the first time. Yeah... got myself properly stuck. 😅
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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scottmalin.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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funkybun.bsky.social
lets catch up on "on the road"! X) next page is on friday, you can find this comic over here for easier reading: e621.net/pools/41899
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
patrigue.bsky.social
Remembering this one conversation I overheard at a party where a woman asked another woman “Are you a pescatarian?” and she deadass said, “I’m a lesbian.”
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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bluecoffeedogsfw.bsky.social
Freck pose I've been thinkin' about for a while!
Remembered the whiskers this time!

#lackadaisy
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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galacticmichi.bsky.social
[Patreon release | Q&A Sep-Oct Q1]

There's no competition, only fun 🍆 😸
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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otakucowboy.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
patrigue.bsky.social
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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vickydanne.bsky.social
For @lonelychar.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
patrigue.bsky.social
WHERE MY HOMIES AT!?!
All my homies!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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josh-foreman.bsky.social
Tumblr user nocryptographer: I talked with someone who works in book publishing, and they mentioned they get a lot of AI slop these days. I asked how they know what's human-written, and they said that there's one thing that will reveal AI slop without error, and that's the author not knowing their own creation. A real author can talk about their story for hours. They love to elaborate every character, every twist, every detail. Because those existed in their head long before they ever made it to the paper. They were loved before they were written. AI slop wasn't. It was just vomited into existence. Someone who generates their story with AI will never bond with their story the way real writers do. That's why they may not know what to say when they're asked why did the character do this, or even remember the scene in the first place. It's something they read, not something they wrote. And to a writer, those are not the same. There's a unique bond between the creator and the creation. If your writing doesn't come of you, you'll always lack that. I keep hearing soon we won't be able to tell. And perhaps, in a superficial sense, that's true. But there is a difference. It's not em dashes or repeated words. It's whether the story was made by someone who loves it and cares about it. If the writer's eyes light up when asked why did the character do that? and they start their very own Ted Talk about that specific scene... then it's real.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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toxoglossa.bsky.social
a bit late, but I kind of had to do this one
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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punkpega.bsky.social
Got invited to spring a lil birthday surprise for @funkybun.bsky.social
Clothing is optional, but dat autumn spice is mandatory haha
#furryart #nsfw #pegaart
Funky, a bunny, sitting on a bench in a park during autumn. She's nude except for a scarf, stockings, and shoes. Holding a latte. "Am I cold? Nah, I got the pumpkin spice." Happy Birthday Funky! PunkPega
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM