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@patrickwb95.bsky.social

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'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc. If found, please return to @jacksayspurple 🏠🏢 - London Insta: patrickoo95

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · May 21

Back on my Barry's bullshit 💪🏻

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 6h

I don't really know what a legend za is but I'm glad you guys are all enjoying it 😀

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 8h

They're getting rid of some big hitters early on
What if the finale ends up being like David and Kate 😮‍💨

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 9h

Have we just not seen Joe Mahler's hair yet or has he just shaved in a mohawk overnight??

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 18h

Philistine

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 19h

They've got listed status now so she can't get rid of them

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 23h

Everyone thirsting over Tom Daley in the shower as if he didn't spend his whole career in a Speedo

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 1d

I need Alan to make it to the end of this because he's absolutely the best part

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 1d

Biggest jump scare this episode was seeing Claudia with her hair up

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · May 13

Therapist: Tom Daley's Celebrity Traitors portrait isn't real, it cannot hurt you

Tom Daley's Celebrity Traitors portrait:

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 1d

What does paying get you?

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 1d

Damn
I think I'd be too lazy to go outside that often

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 2d

Almost every time I leave the flat and return our neighbour is outside smoking
How many do you have to get through a day to be out that often??

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure I'll miss mine

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 2d

Got my last CBT session tomorrow, mid way through what is turning out to be a fairly tricky week mental health wise
I'm sure it'll be fine 🙂

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I watch an episode of this series of Drag Race UK I'm surprised by how profoundly bald Sally TM is

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

Genuinely though didn't they confirm this a few years ago??

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

Biden spotted in dc

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 3d

🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

Did exercise
Feel a bit better 👍🏻
Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't throw themselves down the stairs

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

The hangover from Saturday has purged every last drop of serotonin from my body 😮‍💨

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

That song from Kpop Demon Hunters is very Eurovision coded

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

Cool bracelets! 😃

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

Don't You Want Me Baby, Human League

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

You're very sensible
I should do the same

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d

The hangover from Saturday has purged every last drop of serotonin from my body 😮‍💨

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 5d

Put ice cream in it

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 5d

An update for everyone avidly following your saga
The holes in the sink remain
But it is now draining (through the plug hole not the holes)
The plumber removed a whole bucket of fat out of the pipe 🤢

Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 12d

Had the plumber out yesterday cause our sink wasn't draining and discovered that (in addition to the still unfixed issue of the blocked pipes) our kitchen sink is full of holes 🙃
How does that even happen????