Patrick-ed: For Good
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'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
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🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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Insta: patrickoo95
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I need to think of a festive pun name now that Wicked is out
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I need to think of a festive pun name now that Wicked is out
Some gay who is still actively using Twitter: "I miss Twitter 😟😮💨"
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Some gay who is still actively using Twitter: "I miss Twitter 😟😮💨"
Thinking about this again 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Thinking about this again 🤔
Me: I only eat McDonald's when I'm drunk
Also me: gets drunk on a biweekly basis and always orders a Macdonald's
Also me: gets drunk on a biweekly basis and always orders a Macdonald's
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me: I only eat McDonald's when I'm drunk
Also me: gets drunk on a biweekly basis and always orders a Macdonald's
Also me: gets drunk on a biweekly basis and always orders a Macdonald's
Quote this with your favourite pic of the front and back of your credit card 😍👀
who’s starting the what’s your mother’s maiden name thread 🤩💖😌
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Quote this with your favourite pic of the front and back of your credit card 😍👀
Why is there such a trend on social media for weirdly religious body builders 🤔🤔🤔🤔
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Why is there such a trend on social media for weirdly religious body builders 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Britney was right
My loneliness IS killing me 😮💨
My loneliness IS killing me 😮💨
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Britney was right
My loneliness IS killing me 😮💨
My loneliness IS killing me 😮💨
Did you go to drumsheds last night?
Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did you go to drumsheds last night?
Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
Cutting the halftime orange
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cutting the halftime orange
Is it worth listening to all of Wicked Witch of the East just to hear Nessa's belt at the end? 🤔🤔🤔
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Is it worth listening to all of Wicked Witch of the East just to hear Nessa's belt at the end? 🤔🤔🤔
Stacked it on a lime bike yesterday cycling home tipsy from the pub
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Stacked it on a lime bike yesterday cycling home tipsy from the pub
Spotify wrapped top 5 artist predictions:
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Spotify wrapped top 5 artist predictions:
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
CMAT
Lily Allen
Chappell Roan
Charli xcx
Ariana Grande/Cynthia Erivo
I really think my Wicked hyperfixation at the start of the year is going to skew things
Look at my hot beefy boyfriend with his big arms and whatnot 😍🤩
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Look at my hot beefy boyfriend with his big arms and whatnot 😍🤩
I realise there's probably a hefty dollop of hypocrisy in me posting this
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I realise there's probably a hefty dollop of hypocrisy in me posting this
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
But...
Must we complain about everything 😮💨
Wicked For Good should've ended with Glinda talking to the munchkins and then the credits roll
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wicked For Good should've ended with Glinda talking to the munchkins and then the credits roll
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
Then a black screen
Jonathan Bailey and Samuel L Jackson enter the turret where Elphaba melted
Knock on the trap door
She comes out
"Elphaba, we're putting together a team"
Reece's taste like actual faeces I'm so sorry for everyone's taste buds who enjoys them
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Reece's taste like actual faeces I'm so sorry for everyone's taste buds who enjoys them
Another bad episode of Drag Race UK Series 7?
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Another bad episode of Drag Race UK Series 7?
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
It's more likely than you think 😮💨
Wow I have a lot of football associated trauma which reared it's head today
Going to the football today
Probably going to get hate crimed
Probably going to get hate crimed
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wow I have a lot of football associated trauma which reared it's head today
While at a cocktail bar last night I ordered a drink but asked if the grapefruit could be subbed out for something else and the waitress said 'oh I can't have grapefruit either' and we just looked at each other like
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
While at a cocktail bar last night I ordered a drink but asked if the grapefruit could be subbed out for something else and the waitress said 'oh I can't have grapefruit either' and we just looked at each other like
Going to the football today
Probably going to get hate crimed
Probably going to get hate crimed
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Going to the football today
Probably going to get hate crimed
Probably going to get hate crimed
And while we're on the topic
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why are you carrying your massive fuck off umbrella horizontally???? The handle is on the end specifically so you don't do that and whack it into the people behind you!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
And while we're on the topic
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why is your umbrella so big?? You're on the Northern line not watching the Ryder Cup!!!
Why are you carrying your massive fuck off umbrella horizontally???? The handle is on the end specifically so you don't do that and whack it into the people behind you!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Why are you carrying your massive fuck off umbrella horizontally???? The handle is on the end specifically so you don't do that and whack it into the people behind you!!!!
We as a society need to do something about the epidemic of people sitting on the floor at standing gigs
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We as a society need to do something about the epidemic of people sitting on the floor at standing gigs
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket
If you don't have the stamina, buy a seated ticket