Patrick Noodlewind
@patricknightwind.bsky.social
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31, History Nerd, Theatre Lover, and Berry Extraordinaire! A jack of all (very peculiar) trades! 🚨18+only!🚨 Profile Pic by @astonkitkat and Banner by @Cleverfoxman
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".
Sophia Berry sends big hugs! I’m so saddened this happened to you! No mom should be that upset or abusive to their own child.🥺
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. @bloopbloo.bsky.social was somehow turned into a big silly inflatable !!

I'm sure she's fine with it
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In New Jersey a bill has been introduced to make sure data centers pay for electricity they use. This power surcharge would go toward modernizing the state’s electric grid.
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It’s funny how I’ve circled all the way back around to Lilith rocking the “sweater and jeans” look.
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I hope next month VA elects a governor that joins this alliance.
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Map: Governors Public Health Alliance
* Guam is also a member of the alliance
Updated October 15, 2025
Map: @luckytran • Created with Datawrapper
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Seeing some toxic yuri on the timeline gave me devilish ideas...

Quick doodle of Oba and Boa having a moment to themselves

(They're still rivals tho)
#ssbbw #doodle
doodle of Oba and Boa lovin each other
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Concept designs for @bigmoony.bsky.social's Saki
#ssbbw #sumo
Saki's (Big & "Skinny") forms
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Fashionable, regardless of what article of clothing is there or not.

Versions 5-8
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One year later, and I've only gone up in Size. Not just implants but Saline Filler, cuz why wouldn't I?

Versions 1-4
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fionna is,,

fionna is at a carnival in one of the new images

perfect carnionna meetcute setup..
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Caught talkin' smack about her Sensei...
#ssbbw #sumo
She's in big trouble
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Her students can be a real pain in the ass sometimes
#ssbbw #sumo
Her Punishment...
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Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...
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Come one! Come all! There was a mix up when I went to the circus, and it looks like I'm now their newest circus bear~!

🎨: @princesscarnival.bsky.social
An anthro brown bear gal is balancing on a red ball while dressed as a clown. Also, there is juggling. 

In the Middle Ages juggling was one of many skills performed by entertainers and buffoons. Representations of juggling in the Middle Ages may be found in illuminated manuscripts in the British Museum. One manuscript from an eleventh century book on the life of Christ, shows an attendant of King David juggling three balls with his right hand and three knives with his left. William the Conqueror's minstrel Taillefer is recorded as performing a simple juggling trick with his sword at the Battle of Hastings in 1066, throwing and catching it, and then killing an English soldier.

The Boke of Saint Albans, published in England in 1486, mentions a “Neverthriving of Jugglers” as part of a list of collective nouns.[26]

Legends and epic sagas from medieval folklore mention juggling. The Irish hero Cuchulainn is described “keeping nine apples, and his shield, and his sword in the air, that none of them fell to the ground.” Similarly, in The Destruction of Da Derga's Hostel, a juggler named Tulchinne is described with “nine swords in his hand, and nine silvern shields, and nine apples of gold.”
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they call it a Boeing because when you inflate an aeromorph it prevents them from having a smooth landing and they end up bouncing across the runway
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If you're the Dems and you were scared of immigration as a topic before, I might try making it an issue now that masked goons are beating the shit out of innocent people in the streets on a daily basis. A lot of people are probably not down with this whatever their views on immigration are
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This is Johnson saying the GOP Nazis had VIP tickets to Trump's inauguration. As proof there's no reason to be concerned about Nazis in the GOP.

What a time to be alive. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Q: Are you worried about extremist pro-Hitler sentiment among young Republicans?

JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies