Pat Loller
@patloller.bsky.social
Is a guitar an analog computer?
It produces mathemathical results based on physical phenomena
Or is this just another “is the ocean soup?”
It produces mathemathical results based on physical phenomena
Or is this just another “is the ocean soup?”
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is a guitar an analog computer?
It produces mathemathical results based on physical phenomena
Or is this just another “is the ocean soup?”
It produces mathemathical results based on physical phenomena
Or is this just another “is the ocean soup?”
I crossed 100,000 words last night by adding a magical girl transformation scene to my book
My “Fantasy Star Trek” plan has taken some weird turns
My “Fantasy Star Trek” plan has taken some weird turns
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I crossed 100,000 words last night by adding a magical girl transformation scene to my book
My “Fantasy Star Trek” plan has taken some weird turns
My “Fantasy Star Trek” plan has taken some weird turns
There is nothing more American than the shambling avatar of McDonald’s greasily announcing that 41 million Americans must go hungry while he plans his special ball
Suck it France, we out Antoinetted you
Suck it France, we out Antoinetted you
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There is nothing more American than the shambling avatar of McDonald’s greasily announcing that 41 million Americans must go hungry while he plans his special ball
Suck it France, we out Antoinetted you
Suck it France, we out Antoinetted you
I joined the military because I have weapons-grade autism, and it’s really important everything go in the right box
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I joined the military because I have weapons-grade autism, and it’s really important everything go in the right box
Being called abelist for not reading AI generated slop is hilarious
I have so many brain disorders. If you don’t buy my books you’re a hyper mega super abelististo
I have so many brain disorders. If you don’t buy my books you’re a hyper mega super abelististo
August 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Being called abelist for not reading AI generated slop is hilarious
I have so many brain disorders. If you don’t buy my books you’re a hyper mega super abelististo
I have so many brain disorders. If you don’t buy my books you’re a hyper mega super abelististo
Voted Early in NYC. It felt good to rank Zohran Mamdani #1
Felt even better not ranking Andrew Cuomo five times
Felt even better not ranking Andrew Cuomo five times
June 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Voted Early in NYC. It felt good to rank Zohran Mamdani #1
Felt even better not ranking Andrew Cuomo five times
Felt even better not ranking Andrew Cuomo five times
I’m excited for the videos about how skyrocking gas is what they voted for actually
June 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m excited for the videos about how skyrocking gas is what they voted for actually
I can only hope and pray Toby Keith left us a song to ease this transition into a new war. I’m sure he’s playing a concert in heaven right now, dedicated to the boys about to join me at the VA
June 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I can only hope and pray Toby Keith left us a song to ease this transition into a new war. I’m sure he’s playing a concert in heaven right now, dedicated to the boys about to join me at the VA
While researching for my book I’ve discovered that the wheels on bulkheads in ships are in fact, just called wheels
I thought it would have a silly war word like how artillery is fired with cheese charges, or how the bottom of a rifle is a butt
I thought it would have a silly war word like how artillery is fired with cheese charges, or how the bottom of a rifle is a butt
May 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
While researching for my book I’ve discovered that the wheels on bulkheads in ships are in fact, just called wheels
I thought it would have a silly war word like how artillery is fired with cheese charges, or how the bottom of a rifle is a butt
I thought it would have a silly war word like how artillery is fired with cheese charges, or how the bottom of a rifle is a butt
The Switch 2 direct made me feel like a 12 year old on Christmas, and the prices made sure to remind me I’m not
April 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Switch 2 direct made me feel like a 12 year old on Christmas, and the prices made sure to remind me I’m not
I finally figured out how to stream on TikTok and Twitch simultaneously!
April 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I finally figured out how to stream on TikTok and Twitch simultaneously!
Been playing Magik in Marvel Rivals and wanted to read about her. Friend recommended New Mutants. The art style has me rolling
March 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Been playing Magik in Marvel Rivals and wanted to read about her. Friend recommended New Mutants. The art style has me rolling
Weird how the folks who use that salute seem to agree that’s what it is. You’d think they’d know
But we all know how our eye love lying
But we all know how our eye love lying
January 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Weird how the folks who use that salute seem to agree that’s what it is. You’d think they’d know
But we all know how our eye love lying
But we all know how our eye love lying
I’m so glad the public will only have empathy for autism if they need to defend their pet billionaire
January 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m so glad the public will only have empathy for autism if they need to defend their pet billionaire
When god closes a door isn’t he supposed to open a window or something?
Not the same door but with on fire bees this time?
Not the same door but with on fire bees this time?
January 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When god closes a door isn’t he supposed to open a window or something?
Not the same door but with on fire bees this time?
Not the same door but with on fire bees this time?
I ‘member when Political stunts used to take longer than 24 hours
January 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I ‘member when Political stunts used to take longer than 24 hours
The cultists in my comments clearly haven’t downloaded the update because they’re still screaming “he’s the only anti war president in history” while he threatens to invade our allies
January 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The cultists in my comments clearly haven’t downloaded the update because they’re still screaming “he’s the only anti war president in history” while he threatens to invade our allies
My favorite part of revisiting my unfinished writing projects is how often past me tried to insert puppets
This play about veteran suicide had four
This play about veteran suicide had four
December 22, 2024 at 8:48 PM
My favorite part of revisiting my unfinished writing projects is how often past me tried to insert puppets
This play about veteran suicide had four
This play about veteran suicide had four
I exclusively use AI to ask about books I only sorta remember reading 20 years ago, often based on the cover or a world building detail, and it helps me find a copy maybe 75% of the time
It’s a shame it wasn’t built for that, instead of trying to replace those artists
It’s a shame it wasn’t built for that, instead of trying to replace those artists
December 3, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I exclusively use AI to ask about books I only sorta remember reading 20 years ago, often based on the cover or a world building detail, and it helps me find a copy maybe 75% of the time
It’s a shame it wasn’t built for that, instead of trying to replace those artists
It’s a shame it wasn’t built for that, instead of trying to replace those artists
How did Big Milk have enough money in the 90s to engrave “got milk” into my cerebellum
But doesn’t have enough money now to get Joe Rogan to say “Heating up your raw milk IS pasteurization Joe bros. Watch me chug this gallon I mixes with DMT”?
But doesn’t have enough money now to get Joe Rogan to say “Heating up your raw milk IS pasteurization Joe bros. Watch me chug this gallon I mixes with DMT”?
November 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
How did Big Milk have enough money in the 90s to engrave “got milk” into my cerebellum
But doesn’t have enough money now to get Joe Rogan to say “Heating up your raw milk IS pasteurization Joe bros. Watch me chug this gallon I mixes with DMT”?
But doesn’t have enough money now to get Joe Rogan to say “Heating up your raw milk IS pasteurization Joe bros. Watch me chug this gallon I mixes with DMT”?
I love reading Brandon Sanderson because even when I accidently spoil twists for myself by googling characters I still whisper “no fucking way” when I get to the reveal
November 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I love reading Brandon Sanderson because even when I accidently spoil twists for myself by googling characters I still whisper “no fucking way” when I get to the reveal
Sorry you can’t reach me, I’m trying to finish the entire Cosmere before Sanderson drops Wind and Truth next month.
I’m 12 and 3/4 through the 17 books
Binging roughly 3,700,000 words so I can fully experience 450,000 more
I’m 12 and 3/4 through the 17 books
Binging roughly 3,700,000 words so I can fully experience 450,000 more
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Sorry you can’t reach me, I’m trying to finish the entire Cosmere before Sanderson drops Wind and Truth next month.
I’m 12 and 3/4 through the 17 books
Binging roughly 3,700,000 words so I can fully experience 450,000 more
I’m 12 and 3/4 through the 17 books
Binging roughly 3,700,000 words so I can fully experience 450,000 more
The VA made me think I had COPD the last two months. Only to finally get ahold of my primary doctor and find out the person who read me my results was completely wrong
Instead I have follow ups with pulmonary and an allergist to get more tests
Can’t wait for the VA to get even worse next year
Instead I have follow ups with pulmonary and an allergist to get more tests
Can’t wait for the VA to get even worse next year
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
The VA made me think I had COPD the last two months. Only to finally get ahold of my primary doctor and find out the person who read me my results was completely wrong
Instead I have follow ups with pulmonary and an allergist to get more tests
Can’t wait for the VA to get even worse next year
Instead I have follow ups with pulmonary and an allergist to get more tests
Can’t wait for the VA to get even worse next year
And it’s Linda McMahon off the the top rope! Nominated for education secretary. It’s curtains for the Department of Education folks
Yes wife of that McMahon
Yes I’m serious
Yes wife of that McMahon
Yes I’m serious
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
And it’s Linda McMahon off the the top rope! Nominated for education secretary. It’s curtains for the Department of Education folks
Yes wife of that McMahon
Yes I’m serious
Yes wife of that McMahon
Yes I’m serious
Somewhere deep in Oprah’s mansion a monkey’s paw curls
Dr Oz selected to run Medicare and Medicaid services
Dr Oz selected to run Medicare and Medicaid services
November 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Somewhere deep in Oprah’s mansion a monkey’s paw curls
Dr Oz selected to run Medicare and Medicaid services
Dr Oz selected to run Medicare and Medicaid services