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@patchoroni.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood fannypack dad™️. 31(eldrich)
NSFW/SFW. Under 18, please move along. Idk i draw when the draw happens. And i stream me playing video games poorly
AH
*chewing noises*
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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ooo.... tummy...
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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[ #bnha #kiribaku ]
hey valentine
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Yeeee boi
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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polls were such a good way of asking if there's an interest for comms without feeling like I'm asking while standing on a stage lmao. a poll vote was a cool nod. a wordless acknowledgement. sigh

anyway I'm probably opening up for a few comms soon, $20/1k. you can just shoot me a dm if you want in!
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
He came.

Oh my god he /came/. In the middle of a party with Denki in his lap bragging about his electricity control and how it's gotten "like so good dude", shinso creamed his fucking pants.

The music's loud and no one has looked over, but Denki was /in his fucking lap/. He heard the gasp
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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the little breaths in between kissing are a favorite
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Not me convincing my bestie to let me au the box ghost from danny phantom into our villain aizawa fic
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I love shipping. Its so fun. Like playing with barbie dolls except your dolls are anime characters that you shuffle around every so over often

Denki and shinso? Love it

Denki and jiro? Fuck yeah

Denki jiro AND shinso!?! God please

THROW BABY BOY MONOMA IN THERE?! You have my soul
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Irl icky brain blahs that dont matter and i dont want, i just need somewhere to put the thoughts

I dont want anyone else I know telling me how much they loved japan and how badly i need to go. I know. Ive wanted to go since i was a little lonely weeb drawing anime characters. I dont wana hear about
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Omg have i stumbled onto something WONDERFUL
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Bakugou's smirk curls wider, lips parting to show his teeth. The surge of power's intoxicating. He leans forward, hands stuffed in his pockets to hide the way they're shaking.

"Still wanna help me, Pervyshima?"

His idiot nods. "Yeah," he breathes. "I really wanna help you, Bakugou."

"Then /beg/."
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I have no energy to dedicate to art in the way I want. But im a spiteful person, so i will persist with happy lil horny doodles

Have luffy rewarding his first mate
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The squad are hanging out in the common room, shooting the shit, when someone comes stomping down the stairs and hightails it toward them.

"You guys!" Kirishima sounds panicked, "I think I got bigger overnight!"
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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i couldnt decide on one, so i did both (it took me more than a year)

#krbk #kiribaku #olldolldrawsart
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Luffy and Law are so cute in such a specific way

Like Luffy comes up to him one day and is like "you wana fuck zoro right?"

And law is like *sputter* wh-no-i-wh-
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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🧚
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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// nsfw, krbk, cucking fantasy featuring tetsutetsu, repost, drabble

kirishima knows that bakugou thinks tetsutetsu is hot. it's not a secret.

he teases him about it sometimes, points the guy out to him whenever he sees him, wiggles his eyebrows. it's annoying and kinda nice at the same time.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If it wasn't clear; Bakugo fully believes Kirishima hates pickles. So obviously kats makes sure nothing he eats has it. And feels very proud when kirishima will eat other pickled veggis that bakugo makes. Hes not lying; ei would prefer literally everything bakugo makes, but he lets him have the win
Headcanon:

yes, Bakugo is a he said no pickles boyfriend

But kirishima doesnt hate pickles. He just doesnt like them on certain things. But he loves Bakugo, so he never eats pickles or will give kats pickles off his plate, and then goes out with friends and eats them on stuff
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Headcanon:

yes, Bakugo is a he said no pickles boyfriend

But kirishima doesnt hate pickles. He just doesnt like them on certain things. But he loves Bakugo, so he never eats pickles or will give kats pickles off his plate, and then goes out with friends and eats them on stuff
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*foams at the mouth over Tsunagu with fingerless glovess*
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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and Bakugou stole Kiri's
the big bad wolf isn't complete without his little red

bsky.app/profile/thef...
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Yeh you may be the demon king but they have the power of god (big green doe-eyes) and anime on their side
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Like
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Friend: hey, do u have ibuprofen? im getting a headache

Me, genderfluid with chronic pain: lol who u think i am, how many u need, 3? 4? I cant let you take more than 8, we gotta switch to tylenol after that

Him: oh just one is good

Me:

Him, dry swallows one pill

His wife: no i know hes a freak
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM