Pastor Alex
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Special prayer $100. DM me for details
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Today is Capybara Appreciation Day! @nutsness.bsky.social @pastoralexlove.bsky.social @stanlee1.bsky.social @profpunkylolypop.bsky.social @maggieupcycled.bsky.social
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle's Megahamsters are there to protect YOU from atheist cats!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle🙏🦅🐹
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle's Megahamsters are there to protect YOU from atheist cats!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle🙏🦅🐹
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today is Capybara Appreciation Day! @nutsness.bsky.social @pastoralexlove.bsky.social @stanlee1.bsky.social @profpunkylolypop.bsky.social @maggieupcycled.bsky.social
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle's Megahamsters are there to protect YOU from atheist cats!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle🙏🦅🐹
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle's Megahamsters are there to protect YOU from atheist cats!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle🙏🦅🐹
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Hey @pastoralexlove.bsky.social & @mistressalex.bsky.social. ATHEIST cats are now hacking ATMs! What is the CotFE gonna do about this?
May 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey @pastoralexlove.bsky.social & @mistressalex.bsky.social. ATHEIST cats are now hacking ATMs! What is the CotFE gonna do about this?
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May 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
The atheists are now running blasphemous memes to destroy religions.
#BlessedIsTheForgivingEagle
The atheists are now running blasphemous memes to destroy religions.
#BlessedIsTheForgivingEagle
May 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
The atheists are now running blasphemous memes to destroy religions.
#BlessedIsTheForgivingEagle
The atheists are now running blasphemous memes to destroy religions.
#BlessedIsTheForgivingEagle
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Happy Birthday @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
I made it especially!
I made it especially!
May 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Happy Birthday @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
I made it especially!
I made it especially!
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This is something I'd expect to see from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
The 'Eye of the Earth': Exploring the Cetina River Spring in Croatia
May 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is something I'd expect to see from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social is this you?
April 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social is this you?
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.
Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.
Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social you got a shout-out from IHIP News on YouTube today. Sad, I think she took one of your posts seriously, didn't see the satire... 🤦🏼♂️
IHIP News: Marjorie Taylor Greene SCREWED as STOCK SCHEME Falls APART!
YouTube video by I've Had It
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April 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social you got a shout-out from IHIP News on YouTube today. Sad, I think she took one of your posts seriously, didn't see the satire... 🤦🏼♂️
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social atheist cats are even coming for our COFFEE!
April 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social atheist cats are even coming for our COFFEE!
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Today at Easter Sunday mass @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doled out the bread wafers and said "This is the body of Christ. JESUS has risen!"
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
April 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Today at Easter Sunday mass @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doled out the bread wafers and said "This is the body of Christ. JESUS has risen!"
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
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I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that last night I was on a 1st date and the guy tried to put his hand up my skirt!
Pastor: "Really??? The striped one?" #ThisIsAllTrue
Pastor: "Really??? The striped one?" #ThisIsAllTrue
April 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that last night I was on a 1st date and the guy tried to put his hand up my skirt!
Pastor: "Really??? The striped one?" #ThisIsAllTrue
Pastor: "Really??? The striped one?" #ThisIsAllTrue
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The Church of the Forgiving Eagle. Sorry @pastoralexlove.bsky.social How much do I owe you for 100 pardons for my unforgivable sin to call your church by the wrong name, twice?
April 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle. Sorry @pastoralexlove.bsky.social How much do I owe you for 100 pardons for my unforgivable sin to call your church by the wrong name, twice?
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My good friend Leah totalled her superbike in December. Lots of spinal surgeries and plaster castes but she's felling OK now thanks to expensive Special Prayers from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social, science and cutting-edge medical research.
Blessed is The Forgiving Eagle 🙏
Blessed is The Forgiving Eagle 🙏
April 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My good friend Leah totalled her superbike in December. Lots of spinal surgeries and plaster castes but she's felling OK now thanks to expensive Special Prayers from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social, science and cutting-edge medical research.
Blessed is The Forgiving Eagle 🙏
Blessed is The Forgiving Eagle 🙏
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That time I went to London and met @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
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April 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
That time I went to London and met @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
🙏🏼
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social I'm sure Jesus would expect this in the car of members of your congregation
April 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social I'm sure Jesus would expect this in the car of members of your congregation
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Today in confession I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that I hear voices telling me to do things!
He told me to ignore them, say 3 Hail Marys and carry on killing people. Oh, and to tithe on my way out of his mega-church. @mistressalex.bsky.social will confirm. #ThisIsAllTrue.
He told me to ignore them, say 3 Hail Marys and carry on killing people. Oh, and to tithe on my way out of his mega-church. @mistressalex.bsky.social will confirm. #ThisIsAllTrue.
April 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Today in confession I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that I hear voices telling me to do things!
He told me to ignore them, say 3 Hail Marys and carry on killing people. Oh, and to tithe on my way out of his mega-church. @mistressalex.bsky.social will confirm. #ThisIsAllTrue.
He told me to ignore them, say 3 Hail Marys and carry on killing people. Oh, and to tithe on my way out of his mega-church. @mistressalex.bsky.social will confirm. #ThisIsAllTrue.
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!
April 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches
Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches
Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches
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I'm NOT saying @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is a perv but when his mansion was raided tonight they didn't just take his Amstrad CPC464 but also his fucking DREAM CATCHER!
He's fucked but #ThisIsAllTrue
He's fucked but #ThisIsAllTrue
February 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm NOT saying @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is a perv but when his mansion was raided tonight they didn't just take his Amstrad CPC464 but also his fucking DREAM CATCHER!
He's fucked but #ThisIsAllTrue
He's fucked but #ThisIsAllTrue
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It's actually better than that. The picture comes from dogs sitting through @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doing a one-man rendition of "All Dogs Go to Heaven." Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!
February 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's actually better than that. The picture comes from dogs sitting through @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doing a one-man rendition of "All Dogs Go to Heaven." Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!
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Strange sermon by @pastoralexlove.bsky.social at church today!
All he said was "Drink! Feck! Girls! Women's knickers! That would be an ecumenical matter! Hairy Japanese bastards!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
All he said was "Drink! Feck! Girls! Women's knickers! That would be an ecumenical matter! Hairy Japanese bastards!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
March 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Strange sermon by @pastoralexlove.bsky.social at church today!
All he said was "Drink! Feck! Girls! Women's knickers! That would be an ecumenical matter! Hairy Japanese bastards!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
All he said was "Drink! Feck! Girls! Women's knickers! That would be an ecumenical matter! Hairy Japanese bastards!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
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Is this what @pastoralexlove.bsky.social would feed to his congregation? I think we should be told.
March 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is this what @pastoralexlove.bsky.social would feed to his congregation? I think we should be told.
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social The Church of the Forgiving Eagle now realizes that the events of the last three Little Orphans Easter Egg Hunts were not actually tiny, individualized children's raptures. We apologize for the error and will hold the event at a different location this year.
February 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social The Church of the Forgiving Eagle now realizes that the events of the last three Little Orphans Easter Egg Hunts were not actually tiny, individualized children's raptures. We apologize for the error and will hold the event at a different location this year.