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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 21m

Um.

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 33m

“What did you do to him?
Why is he like this?”

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 26m

Because.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 36m

🔴

“…why?”

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 36m

Let’s go gambling...

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · 36m

Let’s go gambling...

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Contra: Rogue Corps says otherwise.

I know mentioning it can leave a sour taste for everyone, but they were involved in an M-Rated title for voice acting, I almost forgot.

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Sep 17

"Nope. Not happening. We have death and violence."

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Yep.

They almost announced a dub of the Zelda IP without Nintendo’s permission.

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Yep.

They almost announced a dub of the Zelda IP without Nintendo’s permission.

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Sep 17

"Konami. I think I caught your stray."

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Guardian Silver @kindcmmanr.bsky.social · Nov 29

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#PkmnRP #MVRP #AU

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

And Gradius.

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · Sep 17

“Konami came out with a Yugioh collection before you got anything. That’s funny.”

Guardian Silver @kindcmmanr.bsky.social · Sep 17

"And he bitches about Emulators when he refuses to host or remaster old games."

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

No, but you’re close.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....

(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)

Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Does that include Yu-Gi-Oh as a whole?

I swear, this BS statement is why I never got my proper paycheck from you when we collaborated for Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Sep 17

Like I said, every monster media franchise - SMT, Digimon, Monster Rancher - all copied Pokémon.

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 17

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?

...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Hey, be mad on 4kids, NOT me.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · Sep 17

“I am still offended, you 雌犬”

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Then again, it’s only on Japanese food culture...

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Then again, it’s only on Japanese food culture...

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · Sep 17

“…..i am deeply offended.”

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Let me answer that for you...

The reason Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled donuts is because 4kids wanted to dissuade children from learning Japanese culture.

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

I’m sorry you have to be involved in their crappy mess.

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · Sep 17

“Ah great… they came to censor us.”

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

*is to

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Let me answer that for you...

The reason Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled donuts is because 4kids wanted to dissuade children from learning Japanese culture.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · Sep 17

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“I’ve yet to understand how Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled Donuts. What you you guys ON, 4Kids????”

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Don’t push them any ideas.

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

Don’t push them any ideas.

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · Sep 17

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....

So, no, no you ain't...

...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · Sep 16

Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

I’m not allowing you to dub other anime. The only ones you can dub or produce are Yu-Gi-Oh and my selective IPs.

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · Sep 17

What?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

GODDAMMIT, 4KIDS.

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 17

GODDAMMIT, 4KIDS.

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨 @parody4kids.bsky.social · Sep 16

Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 @parodykonami.bsky.social · Sep 16

I’ll take responsibility for handling 4kids since I own them... Instead of announcing their acquired programming rights to other anime, they should be busy making a Bomberman cartoon, if anything.

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