Parody FIA
@parodyfia.bsky.social
A parody of a governing body, much like the actual FIA. Equally as impartial. Interpreting rules however we care to do so.
Ferrari are set to miss the first pre season test in Barcelona.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Ferrari are set to miss the first pre season test in Barcelona.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
Chairman John Elkann believes that with Ferrari having such a world class technical team, there is no need for any unnecessary chatter or input from the drivers on the new car arising from testing.
Rumours of unequal treatment persist at Red Bull as leaked photos of Isack Hadjar’s 2026 Red Bull raises concerns:
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Rumours of unequal treatment persist at Red Bull as leaked photos of Isack Hadjar’s 2026 Red Bull raises concerns:
The FIA is working closely with US officials on two new United States Grand Prix.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The FIA is working closely with US officials on two new United States Grand Prix.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
One in Venezuela and the other in Greenland.
Red Bull have vigorously defended themselves against recent accusations of favouring Max Verstappen to the extent of having a detrimental effect on the second driver.
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Red Bull have vigorously defended themselves against recent accusations of favouring Max Verstappen to the extent of having a detrimental effect on the second driver.
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
Red Bull insist Sergio Perez, Liam Lawson and Yuki Tsunoda all had access to the latest spec car:
BREAKING: Ferrari are confident that this year will be their year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 AM
BREAKING: Ferrari are confident that this year will be their year.
Merry Christmas from all those who think the FIA and its president did a good job this year:
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Merry Christmas from all those who think the FIA and its president did a good job this year:
George Russell has reportedly told friends and family he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, as costing Max Verstappen a world championship was the gift he needed for 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
George Russell has reportedly told friends and family he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, as costing Max Verstappen a world championship was the gift he needed for 2025.
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
Championships won without Adrian Newey designed cars:
L Hamilton - 7
M Schumacher - 7
J M Fangio - 5
A Prost - 3
J Brabham - 3
J Stewart - 3
N Lauda - 3
N Piquet - 3
A Senna - 3
A Ascari - 2
G Hill - 2
J Clark - 2
E Fittipaldi - 2
F Alonso - 2
L Norris - 1
Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc attended the FIA Gala after being convinced by the more delusional elements of his fan base that beating 40 year old Lewis Hamilton in the standings meant he would receive an Honorary 7-Time World Champion award.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc attended the FIA Gala after being convinced by the more delusional elements of his fan base that beating 40 year old Lewis Hamilton in the standings meant he would receive an Honorary 7-Time World Champion award.
Mohammed Ben Sulayem has allegedly enquired as to whether the FIA statutes allow him to execute representatives of the 8.5% of member associations who abstained from voting for his re-election.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Mohammed Ben Sulayem has allegedly enquired as to whether the FIA statutes allow him to execute representatives of the 8.5% of member associations who abstained from voting for his re-election.
New world champion Lando Norris has told McLaren he intends to use off season downtime to forget about how to drive the 2025 McLaren and to forget about winning races.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
New world champion Lando Norris has told McLaren he intends to use off season downtime to forget about how to drive the 2025 McLaren and to forget about winning races.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
Norris will take tips from Oscar Piastri, who has already been adopting this approach since Monza.
Helmut Marko will officially leave Red Bull at the end of 2025.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Helmut Marko will officially leave Red Bull at the end of 2025.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
Red Bull insiders believe the sense of embarrassment at Max Verstappen losing a title fight with Lando Norris proved too much for the 82 year old to continue.
Max Verstappen is considering brake testing Lando Norris in an effort to eliminate Norris from podium contention in today’s race.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Max Verstappen is considering brake testing Lando Norris in an effort to eliminate Norris from podium contention in today’s race.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
FIA stewards have warned Verstappen such a move will result in strong action in the form of a newly imagined 0.05s penalty.
The FIA are pleased to award their inaugural FIA Peace Prize to Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The FIA are pleased to award their inaugural FIA Peace Prize to Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
The award celebrates a peaceful presidential election, with all credible candidates prevented from standing.
The awardee was nominated by FIA head of Ethics and Audit, Mohammed Ben Sulayem.
Mercedes driver George Russell remains confident that living rent free in Max Verstappen’s head will ultimately cost Verstappen the 2025 World Championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mercedes driver George Russell remains confident that living rent free in Max Verstappen’s head will ultimately cost Verstappen the 2025 World Championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
Without his point loss in Spain, a win in Abu Dhabi would be enough for Verstappen to seal the championship.
Max Verstappen is certain to be crowned 2025 World Champion, with FIA regional Vice Presidents required to approve the champion.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Max Verstappen is certain to be crowned 2025 World Champion, with FIA regional Vice Presidents required to approve the champion.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
The lone South American VP will only back Verstappen.
The news is welcomed by Verstappen’s fan base, who aren’t generally concerned by fair victory.
Out of sympathy, Ferrari have offered McLaren access to their advanced strategy tools for the Abu Dhabi GP:
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Out of sympathy, Ferrari have offered McLaren access to their advanced strategy tools for the Abu Dhabi GP:
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
- A cow that sits down when it rains
- An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes
- Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants
- A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team
McLaren have made initial enquiries as to the cost of landfill disposal of hundreds of thousands of ‘Lando Norris: 2025 World Champion’ caps.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
McLaren have made initial enquiries as to the cost of landfill disposal of hundreds of thousands of ‘Lando Norris: 2025 World Champion’ caps.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
The ordering of the caps was described by one McLaren insider as “the biggest blunder since the Qatar GP”.
Qatar GP steward Derek Warwick is determined not to spoil his Middle East holiday with such trivialities as the rules, with the FIA calling for “any & all” interpretations of the rules to be applied to gain Warwick’s “great white hope” Max Verstappen track position over McLaren.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Qatar GP steward Derek Warwick is determined not to spoil his Middle East holiday with such trivialities as the rules, with the FIA calling for “any & all” interpretations of the rules to be applied to gain Warwick’s “great white hope” Max Verstappen track position over McLaren.
The @fia have confirmed maximum tyre stints for Saturday’s 19 lap Qatar GP Sprint:
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The @fia have confirmed maximum tyre stints for Saturday’s 19 lap Qatar GP Sprint:
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
Piastri - 4 laps
Norris - 4 laps
Russell - 8 laps
Alonso - 8 laps
Tsunoda - 10 laps
Verstappen - 25 laps
With his promotion to Aston Martin team principal, Adrian Newey will focus only on high level design projects.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
With his promotion to Aston Martin team principal, Adrian Newey will focus only on high level design projects.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
His first such project will be to design a parallel universe in which Lance Stroll is a competent and successful F1 driver.
Red Bull are to trial new second drivers in Qatar and Abu Dhabi to see who can be of greatest assistance to Max Verstappen’s 2025 title ambitions.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Red Bull are to trial new second drivers in Qatar and Abu Dhabi to see who can be of greatest assistance to Max Verstappen’s 2025 title ambitions.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
Nelson Piquet Jr will drive in Qatar.
Nicholas Latifi will drive in Abu Dhabi.
Oscar Piastri is set to sign an exclusive sponsorship deal with Viagra for the final two races.
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Oscar Piastri is set to sign an exclusive sponsorship deal with Viagra for the final two races.
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
A spokesperson for the drug said: “It will be a huge marketing boost if we can resurrect Oscar from his flaccid F1 performance in the second half of this season.”
BREAKING: The FIA are considering making the season finale in Abu Dhabi a double points race.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
BREAKING: The FIA are considering making the season finale in Abu Dhabi a double points race.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem has the powers to make the amendment under new FIA statutes but will make a final decision following the Qatar GP.
With the McLaren disqualification, Max Verstappen is now 24 points behind Lando Norris in the Drivers’ Championship, meaning with FIA assistance he needs just 25 more points for his fifth title.
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
With the McLaren disqualification, Max Verstappen is now 24 points behind Lando Norris in the Drivers’ Championship, meaning with FIA assistance he needs just 25 more points for his fifth title.