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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · Jan 25

definitely did not see that cumming 😳

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 1d

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Grant Ducati @grantducati.bsky.social · 1d

Boinggg 😜

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 1d

i just caught myself jerking off to my own onlyfans 😭 but IN MY DEFENSE, my shaved asshole looks so hot in those pics & that dildo video is hotttt 😭

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · Sep 6

idk if y’all know this about me but i kinda love sucking on my dick & recording videos of me doing it

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 2d

so let me get this straight…
MAGA believes that ‘senile and incompetent’ Joe Biden was the criminal mastermind secretly running trumps admin under his nose and that trumps first term was was the pinnacle of American greatness despite ACTUALLY being secretly run by Biden & ‘the deep state’… ?

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 3d

woke up to a bunch of new comments on a reddit post of my hole and it just made me so damn hard to remember that i actually post pics of my naked, exposed body online for the whole world to enjoy 😵‍💫 kinda wild remembering that i get to be porn

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

haha i’m not too sure. been using ball weights for years but i had hernia surgery as a kid and i think scar tissue is preventing my left nut from descending 😭

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

i’ve used ball stretchers/weights for years! but i think the hernia surgery i had as a kid is the reason my left nut never seems to make any progress. i assume thick scar tissue or something is preventing a good stretch. the right one has become looser tho

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

really wish i had fucking massive saggy balls that i could put in my asshole but instead i got average nuts & a tight scrotum

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 5d

oh he’s def not AI lmao! i’ve followed for a while, he’s so hottttt

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

self promoted under his post 😌 i saw other people do it so i thought he wouldn’t care but apparently sucking one’s own cock was the last straw 🧍🏻‍♂️

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Maddy Maxx @maddymaxx.bsky.social · 10d

Who's horny with me?

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

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Big Bro @itbigbro.bsky.social · Aug 31

Hey bro 🍌

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

Haha i feel that but unfortunately better vibes don’t pay my bills. As far as my income goes, i have to keep active on my biggest platform to promote content & funnel new subscribers.

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

i feel like such a working girlie tbh 😅 i’ve been keeping BUSY with so much going on & im loving itttttt. and if you haven’t yet—go grab a PWX cumrag! (or 7 💦 )

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 10d

Sooooo i finally opened up my cumrag shop & I’m so excited to share with y’all!! Follow my shop at @pwxhub.com, and shop current designs at pwxhub.com. 🤍 💦

PWX @pwxhub.com · 10d

PWX cumrag shop is now LIVE. Choose from 13 fun designs and choose your thread color on select products.

30% off with code WELCUM.
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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

thanks 🫶🏻

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

thank you 🥹

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

pls jakipz is sooooo heart eyes ugh. he blocked me on twitter (i deserved it)

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

99 more to go! 😜

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

LOL. Not at the moment 😝 I have to do more research on the legality of shipping semen before i can commit to that 😅

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 6d

i need to be better at logging in here 😭 i have the worst habit of mindlessly checking twitter bc thats where i get most engagement (and my fav creators are there) but honestly my bluesky girlies make me more comfortable idk im sorry i neglect y’all 😭

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selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 10d

thanks so much for purchasing!! 😀 🫶🏻 i’m planning to do some holiday inspired designs too so def keep an eye out 😜

selfsuck parker ★ @parkerwoodsx.bsky.social · 10d

Sooooo i finally opened up my cumrag shop & I’m so excited to share with y’all!! Follow my shop at @pwxhub.com, and shop current designs at pwxhub.com. 🤍 💦

PWX @pwxhub.com · 10d

PWX cumrag shop is now LIVE. Choose from 13 fun designs and choose your thread color on select products.

30% off with code WELCUM.
pwxhub.com

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PWX @pwxhub.com · 10d

PWX cumrag shop is now LIVE. Choose from 13 fun designs and choose your thread color on select products.

30% off with code WELCUM.
pwxhub.com

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