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Parker Ortolani
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product development @ Penske Media | prev @theverge.com & @polygon.com, @9to5mac.com, and @buzzfeed.com | opinions are my own

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January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Pebble and Clicks Kick Off 2026 by Perfectly Scratching That Gadget Itch: https://parkerortolani.blog/2026/01/02/pebble-and-clicks-kick-off.html
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January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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what a day
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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revamped my website, inspired by Tiger of course 🤓
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Five Takes to End 2025: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/12/30/five-takes-to-end.html
December 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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these two books being displayed next to each other is just so funny to me, journalism in 2025 in a nutshell
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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what the hell is happening in Cupertino
markgurman.bsky.social Mark Gurman @markgurman.bsky.social · Dec 6
BREAKING: Apple’s chip chief Johny Srouji informed CEO Tim Cook he is seriously considering leaving the company and would likely continue his career elsewhere rather than retire. Apple is urgently pushing to keep him. He remains at least for now. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Apple Rocked by Executive Departures, With Chip Chief at Risk of Leaving Next
Apple Inc., long the model of stability in Silicon Valley, is suddenly undergoing its biggest personnel shake-up in decades, with senior executives and key engineers both hitting the exits.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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“Take a Risk Apple, Give Tony the Job” parkerortolani.blog/2025/12/05/t...
Take a Risk Apple, Give Tony the Job
Over the past few years, rumors have run rampant that John …
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December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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oh @atp.fm is gonna be absolutely ludicrous this week isn’t it
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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don’t ever doubt my love for @theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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“Ever wonder what this pocket’s for?”: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/11/15/ever-wonder-what-this-pockets.html
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November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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can't get over how perfect that snl cold open was
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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“God will be declared by a panel of experts” shirt wen @davidpierce.xyz
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Better 12 years late never
October 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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10 Qualities the 8th CEO of Apple Should Have
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October 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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The iPhone Air is the One Steve Would Use: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/10/09/the-iphone-air-is-the.html
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October 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I love this thing. So much.
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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My First 24 Hours with Meta's Incredible New Glasses & Muscle-Reading Wristband

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My First 24 Hours with Meta's Incredible New Glasses & Muscle-Reading Wristband
Let’s just start out with this, Meta is onto something. …
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October 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Scenes From Anthropic’s Activation at Graydon Carter’s Chic West Village Shop: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/10/03/scenes-from-anthropics-activation-at.html
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October 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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The Paradoxical iPhone Arrives: Launch Day Thoughts on Apple's 2025 Lineup: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/09/19/the-paradoxical-iphone-arrives-launch.html
September 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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omg Clarus the dog cow makes a cameo on the new Hermès Apple Watch face x.com/ultimateez/status/19677...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Orangeness Beats Thinness: Thoughts on Yesterday’s Event: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/09/10/orangeness-beats-thinness-thoughts-on.html
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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OpenAI Could End Google’s Gemini Moat with One Acquisition: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/08/24/openai-could-end-googles-gemini.html
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August 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Keynotes are Bad Because Products Can’t Speak for Themselves Anymore: https://parkerortolani.blog/2025/08/21/keynotes-are-bad-because-products.html
August 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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should be real concerning that people are rejecting better models because of their emotional attachments to previous ones imo
August 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM