Amelia
@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere
chuffed.org/project/crip... donate to crips for eSIMs for Gaza here, one of Alice Wong’s (and co’s) invaluable projects.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
chuffed.org/project/crip... donate to crips for eSIMs for Gaza here, one of Alice Wong’s (and co’s) invaluable projects.
Not to be old and unhip but I’m literally so in love with my wife and being (gay) married is so fun and awesome
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not to be old and unhip but I’m literally so in love with my wife and being (gay) married is so fun and awesome
Fully half your face and one ear can be bright red burning agony and swollen to twice its usual size and a rheumatologist will still say damn that’s crazy…. Anyway….
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fully half your face and one ear can be bright red burning agony and swollen to twice its usual size and a rheumatologist will still say damn that’s crazy…. Anyway….
Be in enough pain for long enough and you’ll start developing sexual fantasies about your wife deveining you like a shrimp
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Be in enough pain for long enough and you’ll start developing sexual fantasies about your wife deveining you like a shrimp
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Use case for having a basic taste in music my friend died horribly about a year ago and on a walk tonight some dude outside a McDs was belting Red Hot Chili Peppers Otherside. Pour one out for Adrian and listen to Saintseneca so you can drunk yell when I die tragically the new album rips
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Use case for having a basic taste in music my friend died horribly about a year ago and on a walk tonight some dude outside a McDs was belting Red Hot Chili Peppers Otherside. Pour one out for Adrian and listen to Saintseneca so you can drunk yell when I die tragically the new album rips
Saw a Japanese maple earlier that was the reddest thing I’ve ever seen in my human life. One of the world’s little miracles…
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Saw a Japanese maple earlier that was the reddest thing I’ve ever seen in my human life. One of the world’s little miracles…
Admin cutting airport capacity right before thanksgiving can’t believe somebody is finally interested in mitigating superspreader events
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Admin cutting airport capacity right before thanksgiving can’t believe somebody is finally interested in mitigating superspreader events
Too bad Cheney didn’t die like four months ago the sheer production value of recent instalments really drives home the injustice of old age for war criminals
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Too bad Cheney didn’t die like four months ago the sheer production value of recent instalments really drives home the injustice of old age for war criminals
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
Happy Halloween to beautiful women on the internet only
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Happy Halloween to beautiful women on the internet only
Running into an esoteric onomatopoeia problem for the comic. How would you write a gasp and sigh via literal sounds? I refuse to write literal gasp and literal sigh next to our awesome tulpa
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Running into an esoteric onomatopoeia problem for the comic. How would you write a gasp and sigh via literal sounds? I refuse to write literal gasp and literal sigh next to our awesome tulpa
Me: cute shit is hack shit the second I catch a wiff of uwu pandering all of my good will withers like a skunk on a salt flat
Silksong fleas:
Me: …except Silksong fleas.
Silksong fleas:
Me: …except Silksong fleas.
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me: cute shit is hack shit the second I catch a wiff of uwu pandering all of my good will withers like a skunk on a salt flat
Silksong fleas:
Me: …except Silksong fleas.
Silksong fleas:
Me: …except Silksong fleas.
ALBUM IVE BEEN WAITING SEVEN YEARS FOR DROPS TOMM LIMITED EDITION COLOUR VINYL BUT SHIPPING IS 40 GODDAMN CANADIAN DOLLARS WHY DID WE IMMIGRATE
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ALBUM IVE BEEN WAITING SEVEN YEARS FOR DROPS TOMM LIMITED EDITION COLOUR VINYL BUT SHIPPING IS 40 GODDAMN CANADIAN DOLLARS WHY DID WE IMMIGRATE
Prequel DLC print edition before the game is even real
what do they call it when you write fanfic about your OCs
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Prequel DLC print edition before the game is even real
YES
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
YES
Did Justin Trudeau also have a fake bisexual era I’m trying to tally what they have in common beyond blackface and undue cultural goodwill in the 2010s
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Did Justin Trudeau also have a fake bisexual era I’m trying to tally what they have in common beyond blackface and undue cultural goodwill in the 2010s
All that money to set a Pokémon is France and you can’t even give a snom a cigarette smdh
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
All that money to set a Pokémon is France and you can’t even give a snom a cigarette smdh
Merry salmon run to all who celebrate who wants to see fish corpses
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Merry salmon run to all who celebrate who wants to see fish corpses
Me: leather and fossils have me in a chokehold so I made it a pseudo costume Mae: I’m the fossils 😌
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me: leather and fossils have me in a chokehold so I made it a pseudo costume Mae: I’m the fossils 😌
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I told y'all... slutty lake fossil
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I told y'all... slutty lake fossil
I need someone to hold me hostage til I cave and buy the two prong stitching iron I’ve needed for literal months. $10 for a tool and $10 for shipping just microwaves all of my will
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I need someone to hold me hostage til I cave and buy the two prong stitching iron I’ve needed for literal months. $10 for a tool and $10 for shipping just microwaves all of my will
Real Tuesday of a Wednesday
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Real Tuesday of a Wednesday
Heads up for TERF sticker (that was promptly disappeared after this photo) if you don’t want to see that shit but a really exemplary instance of eugenics here. Trans liberation and disabled liberation shaking hands forever.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Heads up for TERF sticker (that was promptly disappeared after this photo) if you don’t want to see that shit but a really exemplary instance of eugenics here. Trans liberation and disabled liberation shaking hands forever.