paris.
@parisinbmore.bsky.social
open source stuff: swiftlang and kubernetes are my main jams
sea/sjc/bwi
was parisinbmore on fka twitter
fix your hearts or die. drum and bass saves lives.
sea/sjc/bwi
was parisinbmore on fka twitter
fix your hearts or die. drum and bass saves lives.
i started the bonne jam jars and chili crisp advent calendars a day early. 🙂↔️ both clocked in with absolute delights. about to do dec 2 now. (it’s close enough in PT!)
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i started the bonne jam jars and chili crisp advent calendars a day early. 🙂↔️ both clocked in with absolute delights. about to do dec 2 now. (it’s close enough in PT!)
there should be a mini golf rule that states everyone has to look away from the first player during their turn
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
there should be a mini golf rule that states everyone has to look away from the first player during their turn
yall my org design brain is exploding in rainbows and kittens right now at this thread 😍
Announcing…our transition committees! Between now and Inauguration Day, this team of stellar community leaders will identify and connect with dozens of additional community advisors to gather the broadest possible range of input, skills, and knowledge from across our city.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
yall my org design brain is exploding in rainbows and kittens right now at this thread 😍
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
today i dream of the egg everything bagel from bagel nosh in nyc 🥲 bless
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
today i dream of the egg everything bagel from bagel nosh in nyc 🥲 bless
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Good news! We open sourced the Pebble mobile app today -> github.com/coredevices/mobileapp Now all the software that powers your new Pebble is 100% open source. Read the full scoop on my blog ericmigi.com/blog/pebble-...
GitHub - coredevices/mobileapp
Contribute to coredevices/mobileapp development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Good news! We open sourced the Pebble mobile app today -> github.com/coredevices/mobileapp Now all the software that powers your new Pebble is 100% open source. Read the full scoop on my blog ericmigi.com/blog/pebble-...
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This PR is like the perfect distillation of LLM-assisted hubris. Dev who has never written a compiler or even studied the DWARF spec vibe codes out 13k LOC of "support" in OCaml with a bunch of shallow test cases, and doesn't think he needs to understand his own PR because "Claude understands it!"
One of the many joys of using AI for programming is the creation of huge PRs on complex topics that the authors barely understand, but still suggest "because they work". Here's a great example from #OCaml github.com/ocaml/ocaml/...
Kudos to OCaml's maintainers for handling this so gracefully.
Kudos to OCaml's maintainers for handling this so gracefully.
DWARF support for macOS and Linux by joelreymont · Pull Request #14369 · ocaml/ocaml
DWARF v5 Debugging Support for OCaml Native Compiler
This PR adds DWARF v5 debug information to the OCaml native compiler, allowing proper source-level debugging in GDB and LLDB.
What's Impleme...
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This PR is like the perfect distillation of LLM-assisted hubris. Dev who has never written a compiler or even studied the DWARF spec vibe codes out 13k LOC of "support" in OCaml with a bunch of shallow test cases, and doesn't think he needs to understand his own PR because "Claude understands it!"
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the james carville that white women seem to be endorsing?? get the hell out of here
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the james carville that white women seem to be endorsing?? get the hell out of here
any regular zyrtec med takers find that the liquid gel hits better than the regular white pills even tho it’s same recipe and mg? i guess my body really does absorb liquid better/faster?
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
any regular zyrtec med takers find that the liquid gel hits better than the regular white pills even tho it’s same recipe and mg? i guess my body really does absorb liquid better/faster?
that last part tho - chefs kiss
cannot wait until caring for your neighbor is in style
cannot wait until caring for your neighbor is in style
On Trans Day of Remembrance, we mourn those who have lost their lives to transphobic violence, hatred and discrimination.
Trans rights are human rights.
Today, let us commit to building a kinder society where everyone can live in peace, dignity and freedom.
Trans rights are human rights.
Today, let us commit to building a kinder society where everyone can live in peace, dignity and freedom.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
that last part tho - chefs kiss
cannot wait until caring for your neighbor is in style
cannot wait until caring for your neighbor is in style
sites like poshmark and the real real are GEMS in my life. anytime i lose, stain, literally destroy something (lol), i go here and damned if they don’t have my thing for half off and gently used so i don’t have to cry about it not being available in stores or too expensive to get again 😍
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sites like poshmark and the real real are GEMS in my life. anytime i lose, stain, literally destroy something (lol), i go here and damned if they don’t have my thing for half off and gently used so i don’t have to cry about it not being available in stores or too expensive to get again 😍
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OLIVIA
Did he write this?
Did he write this?
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
OLIVIA
Did he write this?
Did he write this?
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Jaw dropped. Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content
Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content - Oklahoma Watch
The Trump administration removed a congressionally mandated report on missing and murdered Native Americans from the DOJ website, citing compliance with an executive order against DEI. Senators who ch...
oklahomawatch.org
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jaw dropped. Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content
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Tickets now available: ~Black Reconstruction in Lower Charles Village~ premiering in late November! fullstorybaltimore.tours/our-tours/#c...
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tickets now available: ~Black Reconstruction in Lower Charles Village~ premiering in late November! fullstorybaltimore.tours/our-tours/#c...
reading my fortune stick yesterday at xing fu tang:
strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle
me: WHYYY
🤣
strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle
me: WHYYY
🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
reading my fortune stick yesterday at xing fu tang:
strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle
me: WHYYY
🤣
strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle
me: WHYYY
🤣
still seeing “show all replies” on threads when i’ve turned off all moderation options
look at what it’s hiding - the most mundane of the internet of stuff lol
look at what it’s hiding - the most mundane of the internet of stuff lol
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
still seeing “show all replies” on threads when i’ve turned off all moderation options
look at what it’s hiding - the most mundane of the internet of stuff lol
look at what it’s hiding - the most mundane of the internet of stuff lol
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If you missed our talked, We have a post on #kubernetes blog discussing the plans to archive Ingress-nginx
- Project is getting archived in March 2026
- No dependency updates, bug fixes, releases
- Images available, Helm charts
- Not gonna break deployments
www.kubernetes.dev/blog/2025/11...
- Project is getting archived in March 2026
- No dependency updates, bug fixes, releases
- Images available, Helm charts
- Not gonna break deployments
www.kubernetes.dev/blog/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you missed our talked, We have a post on #kubernetes blog discussing the plans to archive Ingress-nginx
- Project is getting archived in March 2026
- No dependency updates, bug fixes, releases
- Images available, Helm charts
- Not gonna break deployments
www.kubernetes.dev/blog/2025/11...
- Project is getting archived in March 2026
- No dependency updates, bug fixes, releases
- Images available, Helm charts
- Not gonna break deployments
www.kubernetes.dev/blog/2025/11...
absolutely no one is shocked by this email blast/leak/insert word here.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
absolutely no one is shocked by this email blast/leak/insert word here.
always a good time yall! start contributing today :) #kubernetes #kubecon
Reminder: #Kubernetes SIG Meet & Greet is Noon-2pm today at #Kubecon, in room B216. Grab a lunch downstairs, then come meet your SIG and/or learn where to contribute to Kubernetes. Take the "secret escalator" up from the back of the show floor.
events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-clou...
events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-clou...
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
always a good time yall! start contributing today :) #kubernetes #kubecon
by the end of the year, i’ll have flown around 50k miles which is the lowest i’ve flown in the last 12 years. wild.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
by the end of the year, i’ll have flown around 50k miles which is the lowest i’ve flown in the last 12 years. wild.
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BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw