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February 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Uhuh
Yes
I am fucking amazing
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 AM
It's called "accelerationism."

"Climate Change" is code for "we don't want kids doing too much math too soon lest they develop the kind of sound instincts that lead to reading Langston Hughes. They'd just convince everybody to buy cars before they understood matrix multiplication."
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
They were just giving this away for free in the "Student Cupboard" at my school. I stole an apple and a banana too.
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Skeet skeet

"Have white people figured out what this means yet?"
February 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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No scrolling allowed. I may glance at top of feed only? I don't know.

And I may need to implement some kind of time block schedule for opening these bag of crack apps that is controlled for this to be regarded as successful.

This may stifle creative reactions to things happening in real time.
An addendum

Just another referendum

To my weekly commitment anthem

I shall story more busses and random photos

But I will not be consuming yours

For this is a commitment to broadcasting

Narcissistic service

To myself

And you
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I permitted a Saturday morning update on the Disco Ball of Excrement. I may need to continue this in order that I may stay relevant.

Otherwise I'm just journaling about the shrinking bubble I live inside.
No scrolling allowed. I may glance at top of feed only? I don't know.

And I may need to implement some kind of time block schedule for opening these bag of crack apps that is controlled for this to be regarded as successful.

This may stifle creative reactions to things happening in real time.
An addendum

Just another referendum

To my weekly commitment anthem

I shall story more busses and random photos

But I will not be consuming yours

For this is a commitment to broadcasting

Narcissistic service

To myself

And you
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My memory is still worse than it was in 2022 but it seems better than last year.

I think people are being nicer. Or softer. I don't know.
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I sang in front of a room full of people today.

It was karaoke that I probably took too seriously. My voice cracked though so that probably fixed it.

I remember when I was in high school german I took that seriously too. The other kids mostly didn't bother trying to pronounce the words.
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I made it a week without scrolling.

I did engage with some top of feed stuff. And I obviously failed to avoid public journaling. It still feels like a successful week.

I will likely mix in a scroll day on future weekends if I have time.
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 AM
He is actually a pretty good guy though.
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I networked.

Kind of.

I didn't make anybody uncomfortable as far as I could tell.

Lot's of new names in my head.

Let's see how many stay there.
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It's all about who you know
-Dale Doback

Networking is useless
-Ted Bundy

Racism is mean
-Larry Itliong
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The people who are so right they get credit for it are so good at being right they can't see how quarantined they are by the people that run things who think being too right too fast is dangerous.

But those people don't seem to see themselves either and that's dangerous.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Words escape me as I drift into stupor

The waking mood goes

Staring

Into

My drooping lids

These eyes whisper

Let me

Sleep
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 AM
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Slim Jim liked my post
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 AM
New
open.spotify.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
No scrolling allowed. I may glance at top of feed only? I don't know.

And I may need to implement some kind of time block schedule for opening these bag of crack apps that is controlled for this to be regarded as successful.

This may stifle creative reactions to things happening in real time.
An addendum

Just another referendum

To my weekly commitment anthem

I shall story more busses and random photos

But I will not be consuming yours

For this is a commitment to broadcasting

Narcissistic service

To myself

And you
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Yes
I am fucking amazing
January 19, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Good morning

My bladder says

Go
Pee
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
An addendum

Just another referendum

To my weekly commitment anthem

I shall story more busses and random photos

But I will not be consuming yours

For this is a commitment to broadcasting

Narcissistic service

To myself

And you
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Scrolled once.

Streak broken.

Resetting
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
And I guess, myself as well, I'll stab a whiff into the nimbii

That thereof which mists on bye

To strange handedness

I ply

Uneven keeled, without an anchor yet still I can't glide

My brain may be fried

But to those that would see me suffer, not die

I hobble, jut, grumble, I try
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 AM
My brain woke me up at 143am to announce that @vv_abundant says xantham gum is bad
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM