Tyrannid
@paranormalshitness.bsky.social
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My claim to fame is I’m the anon who told Confirmed Russian Spy Scotch Tape Official, “As an aspiring hentai artist, fuck you” Everything else you need to know about me is on my AO3 There’s porn here Freaks and Weirdos hmu
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Oh Roger we’re really in it now
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what if instead of fourchenault they called him freakchenault and he freaked all over the forum
There’s a lot of jews in cali so these are very common borrowed words in my experience. I know definitions for all three without thinking about it and have used them before, so you’re not like entirely wrong, there are regions but like not a lot
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You gotta just block these accounts without interacting. They're doing this the night before No Kings so they can selectively grab quote posts and replies about how nasty people are being. It's extremely transparent. Just block and move on.
Yes, it does look like the government accounts joining Bluesky are real, including Homeland Security and the White House. They're tweeting about it on X.
Is it really a coffee house if they don’t play orgasm techno?
The immigrants i was raised about were mostly from the North of the Island so while they used Irish stock phrases, none of them spoke it very fluently so far as i’m aware because it was still v discouraged there in the 90s. But god my tongue longs to taste these lost words.
I was drawing this shit at fucking work today because they’re stealing my life and it’s driving me to victorian style hysterical madness
It’s really rough how discouraged bilinguality is in the states. Really smacks of that English language colonialism that almost deleted every other Celtic language off the face of the earth being rebranded for use by a new imperial authority rather than like… improving the issue at all…
Working here is like waking up every morning and willingly getting chemical burns on my dick
The saddest thing about this is my family had probably lost the language by the time my great grandmother managed to get here in the late 1840s four or five generations ago
Cannot find any irish language learning resources in the states after duolingo went AI evil mode and i want to SCREAM
The roughest of roughs to ever be mined
The way i do facial anatomy for FFXIV is vastly different than my mucha inspired HP stuff from back in the day
The place my DID is most obvious is my art. That’s why i always use the same brushes, because otherwise it’d legit look like was reinventing my style whole hog with every fandom

My sketchbook is so weird to look through for this reason. Obvious style cornerstones suddenly dropped between interests
They were selling goatmilk fudge too and it’s the smoothest fudge i’ve ever had in my life. Like if ganache was more solid
Preprdered a fresh turkey from one of the local farms and i’m buzzing. Gonna ask them if they do geese when i pick it up because i’d love to try a traditional christmas dinner
Charging my ipad so i can enlighten the brethren
Now that the rent lowering gunshots have been fired i can tell you I heard Urianger is arranging a threesome with Thancred and Alisae and Y’shtola was accidentally cc’ed on the email so she’s mad about it
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my wife just misspoke and said prometheus' punishment was to have his entrails devoured by an egirl
This is the part where i admit my screen name ain’t a 40k reference

I’m a dinosaur nerd with an addiction to DoD murder elves and i’m waiting on baited breath for the next spec bio doc to drop on apple so i can rip that shit like a bong
Dream blunt rotation a neanderthal, homo naledi, denisova, tyrannosaurus on the mix kit hitting the baseloop
The fuked up thing is we’re put on this earth and we don’t even get to see tyranosaurids or other hominids. Like what the hell man?
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pet POV (pt 17): punishing the puppy
If a mashed potato recipe tells you to peel the potatoes or cut them up, it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on and maybe you should throw out the whole cookbook