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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 11d

I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now

ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 20d

It’s my birthday. Worship me.

ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Sep 11

I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Aug 16

I feel this so hard. People really gotta be more honest, it would save a lot of heartache

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Aug 8

choo choo

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AwhRyan @awhryan.bsky.social · Aug 6

I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.

Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · Aug 5

Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 29

@misslapis.bsky.social I AM SHOUTING AT YOU. Do you wanna form a cult with me

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 18

Relateable. I loved Slay the Princess, idk something about how it tells its love story really pulls at me

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 14

God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN

ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 10

Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 7

Submitting my 2 week notice today!

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 7

Personally Im a Hushery fan. I love the aesthetics of winter, endings, and quiet

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 4

Do you have the tier list website for this?

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 4

Fucked up that when I play Monster Prom games I can’t win even when I use a guide but its also possible to win by trying to lose

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jul 2

Wtf metal you’re not allowed to go to the beach!

The sign CLEARLY says “no cool people allowed!”

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 30

Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly
Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 27

Is there a way to immigrate to Lapisland?

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 26

Imagine how many more and higher quality games we would get if CEO salary was instead spent on hiring more designers for current and future games

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 26

I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming

ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 23

Oh Im pretty sure there will be a 6th history after the trip

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 23

I would drink the encaustum terminales

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 18

Who up martialing their edicts

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 17

Evil edge book…

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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 17

I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.

ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · Jun 9

I love soup so much

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