Papamametchi
@papamametchi.bsky.social
Hi! I work at the MameMame Research Center.
I make takoyaki and decorate cakes in Tamahiko Town. I don’t put anything gross in your food.
I make takoyaki and decorate cakes in Tamahiko Town. I don’t put anything gross in your food.
Oh. I still Woke up today. Again. No.
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh. I still Woke up today. Again. No.
Turns out There is, still, a BB gun bead up my Ass.
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Turns out There is, still, a BB gun bead up my Ass.
I’m getting older. My bones keep cracking, FUUUUUUUCK!
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m getting older. My bones keep cracking, FUUUUUUUCK!
Why do the Voices in my head Keep saying I am Schizophrenic. Eye roll!
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why do the Voices in my head Keep saying I am Schizophrenic. Eye roll!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Happy Birthday to My Amazing, Genius Son, Mametchi! He was born on the same day us Tamagotchi all collectively began existing. Which is proof he is the best, right?
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Happy Birthday to My Amazing, Genius Son, Mametchi! He was born on the same day us Tamagotchi all collectively began existing. Which is proof he is the best, right?
My Penis is too big… Snip Time…
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My Penis is too big… Snip Time…
My son Mametchi is STILL Bisexual! I’m panicking, because The last thing I want is for him to be with some JERK! Men, they are evil spirits.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My son Mametchi is STILL Bisexual! I’m panicking, because The last thing I want is for him to be with some JERK! Men, they are evil spirits.
I am now working with my buddies at a cake shop! Please come and squeeze your cream all over my cake!
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am now working with my buddies at a cake shop! Please come and squeeze your cream all over my cake!
The Reason why Penis jokes are acceptable but Vagina jokes aren’t…? Because MEN have normalized talking about their genitalia, but GOTCHI FORBID a Woman talk about HER bits. Sorry, we don’t want to hear about your pussy!… But if you don’t like our Dick jokes, you can’t take a Joke! Is this… sexism?
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Reason why Penis jokes are acceptable but Vagina jokes aren’t…? Because MEN have normalized talking about their genitalia, but GOTCHI FORBID a Woman talk about HER bits. Sorry, we don’t want to hear about your pussy!… But if you don’t like our Dick jokes, you can’t take a Joke! Is this… sexism?
Just found my old Journals… I had to burn them. For legal purposes.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Just found my old Journals… I had to burn them. For legal purposes.
My Wife and I just… did it on the Couch!
I won’t be participating in this year’s “No Nut November”.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My Wife and I just… did it on the Couch!
I will not!
I won’t be participating in this year’s “No Nut November”.
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I will not!
Being a Tamagotchi and checking what Humans are up to is like looking into another world where everything is a Dystopian Nightmare
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Being a Tamagotchi and checking what Humans are up to is like looking into another world where everything is a Dystopian Nightmare
My name is Papamametchi, Hello!
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My name is Papamametchi, Hello!
Being as tall as I am, everyone around me is so, Small, and, Very, Cute! !!!!! !!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Being as tall as I am, everyone around me is so, Small, and, Very, Cute! !!!!! !!!!!
You’re among them, all merely vermin feeding on the traps he laid just for you, thanking him endlessly for leading you to your Doom… seeing him as some sort of God.
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You’re among them, all merely vermin feeding on the traps he laid just for you, thanking him endlessly for leading you to your Doom… seeing him as some sort of God.
That would be Myself… perfect in every way Possible. 💙
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
That would be Myself… perfect in every way Possible. 💙
What is “Doomed Yuri”
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What is “Doomed Yuri”
How do I get my Daughter to stop throwing chairs at Me
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How do I get my Daughter to stop throwing chairs at Me
I am so Over selling meth! Selling pictures of myself wearing my Wife’s clothes is so much Easier.
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I am so Over selling meth! Selling pictures of myself wearing my Wife’s clothes is so much Easier.
Been glancing at birds lately. Interesting… what are they up to?
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Been glancing at birds lately. Interesting… what are they up to?
Oh . . . I’m Curious!
Apparently this Is What is trending with the Youth of today. Maybe I look Youthful?
Okay, Thanks. 💙
Apparently this Is What is trending with the Youth of today. Maybe I look Youthful?
Okay, Thanks. 💙
@papamametchi.bsky.social im sorry but i think you'd slay in a maid outfit
October 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh . . . I’m Curious!
Apparently this Is What is trending with the Youth of today. Maybe I look Youthful?
Okay, Thanks. 💙
Apparently this Is What is trending with the Youth of today. Maybe I look Youthful?
Okay, Thanks. 💙